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I’m Mary And I’m - A Swiftie - A Muppet fan - An SNL fan - A Beatles Fan - A lover of 2000’s emo music (FOB, MCR, Paramore, etc) - A Bisexual - Soooooooo much more

Twitter going down as the fascist parade gets going can’t be a coincidence

Man, I was out in L.A. today and there was a big crowd of people angry about the hockey team, they must really suck right now

Okay, I'm going to repeat my Lorde/Weezer theory: 1st album: The big one with all the hits 2nd album: The beloved fan favorite that didn't sell very well 3rd album: The dippy happy one that split the fanbase So if I have this right, the next video should have the Muppets in it

"HAHAHAHA, your face is getting eaten by leopards, that's what you get for voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party lol you fucking dumbasses, lmao" --Me as my face gets eaten

Invisible Strjng mayhaps?

Twitter being down on McLennon Monday is actually so homophobic

Happy Super (Hater) Bowl day!!!! Let’s go Kendrick!!! Let’s go Birds!!!! Let’s go Taylor’s Boyfriend!!!!!! (I don’t own anything Chiefs-related, so Beatles sweatshirt it is)

Struggling with all the awful things happening in the world? We are too. So as always, we're looking to the Muppets for ways to cope and to remind ourselves that we are not alone. toughpigs.com/this-is-not-...

Genuinely can’t believe this has been up for 3 days and I’m just discovering it. The Taylor bunny with glitter freckles, the bears tour poster, Andy Reid bear with a burger 😭😭 how adorable

As best you can, ignore him.

I’ve waited 50 years to see War sing “Why Can’t We Be Friends” with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and today that dream came true 🥲

#FemaleLivingSpace

happy mclennon monday #beatlesky

Remembering Freddie Mercury, who left us 33 years ago today ❤️

I gave everyone at Friendsgiving a numbered Sesame-themed decorative train car. They tried to pose for a nice photo with their cars and predictably fell to pieces laughing. It’s much better this way.

We love links because we love the open web

DJ Snake claims that Taylor Swift will be featured on Kendrick Lamar’s new album.

"Bluesky is an echo chamber" That's just folks being NICE to each other

Domingo and Sabrina Carpenter in new photo.

mclennon monday

Happy McLennon Monday Eve to all who celebrate

WE’RE BACK (no longer having an invalid handle)

Good morning swifties!!!

🫶

My handle is invalid

First Peppermint Mocha of the season

Jordan Love, you are officially on TOYOTATHON WATCH

remember when this account got caught changing the names of ppls dogs to make them sound whiter

#thebeatles #art

like i know it can be a little insulting to join a site and see ppl telling u how to use it but at a certain point u gotta recognize that "be sure to block bad faith ppl who piss u off instead of arguing with them all day" is just good advice in general

The hottest people on Earth have an obscene amount of Muppet facts in their brains btw the more Muppet facts the hotter. This is real science btw

one of the reasons bluesky works differently is because early users waged a successful fight to get the devs to prioritize safety features to protect communities at risk as a result bluesky now has a suite of controls that i think are unmatched on social media here’s the list, lmk what i’ve missed

El*n thinks women are idiots who can’t think freely yet here we are after using our own brains to leave his failing app. Who’s the idiot now???

Due to all of the horrors, my wife's Hallmark/Lifetime Christmas movie watching has begun early. Currently on: "'Tis the Season to be Irish." While I know it's super early, this one has a chance to be the dumbest of the year. It's gonna be in the conversation, folks.

Bluesky has gained an influx of over 700,000 new members in the past week, bringing the app’s total to more than 14.5M users. The Verge credits fans of Taylor Swift as part of the gain in new users.

"I'm five!"

mmmmm microplastics yum yum yum

first bluesky mclennon monday post

No one: Some random girl: “omg I just got some dom perignon for my brother! He’s going to propose. I hope things go well 🫶🫢 I’ll keep you updated! 🙂‍↕️😊”

@taylorcurl1.swifties.social happy birthday!!!!

Also: Unlike anywhere else that I know of, Bluesky has made the ability to copy the text that is found in the image available *within* the field to enter the alt text, so it is *very* easy to do so.