ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG

ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG

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Gunpla, Magic: The Gathering, and terrible jokes. L1 Certified Magic Judge she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ since 9/3/23

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Jesse Thorn@jessethorn.bsky.social

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

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None of us should forget this. Meta should be subjected to corporate death penalty and permanently broken up into small pieces.

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Vulture@vulture.com

‘Wicker’ stars Alexander Skarsgård as a man made entirely of wicker, complete with a rock-hard wicker dick. But what about splinters? Bacteria? Degradation? Would it be advisable, from a sexual-health perspective, to mount a basket dick? We asked a gynecologist: vulture.visitlink.me/DNQwX5

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As we approach the midterms, remember that the Alt National Park Service is a merch sales operation claiming without evidence to be a group of federal employees, and is not a genuine source of news about elections of any kind. Please get your election info from a local, reputable source.

Last thing we heard about this game was Joseph Gordon-Levitt trying to convince people to give Ubisoft assets for free on his website. I’ll believe it when I see it.

Eurogamer@eurogamer.bsky.social

Beyond Good & Evil 2 reportedly still in development 18 years after being announced, now a "solo-first" adventure www.eurogamer.net/beyond-good-...

Somehow, Dan continues to be the Forrest Gump of our universe. Guinness world record holder First person to get married in a Taco Bell. Worked for WWE. Owns a video game media website. Thought “egg whites” were the shells.

Dan Ryckert@danryckert.com

The duel.

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call her remote code execution the way a single text from her has me doing things i shouldnt

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I really wished for not this actually, I dont think the s.a. victim whose bodily autonomy was stripped should be used like a slasher franchise villain and controlled by players, but then again thats all of fortnite, meaningless signs with nothing signified. Pure decontextualisation slop.

Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com

Nikki from OBSESSION joins FORTNITE tomorrow. You wished for this...

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Jesus Christ: Japanese horse girls have to cancel their two-day concert in Los Angeles because the Trump administration repeatedly refused to issue visas for performers to enter the U.S. I personally would not piss off the anime demographic two weeks before Election Day: umamusume.com/news/100113/

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posted this a year ago today and way too many cis people still seem to have not gotten the message

🎃 Killy Witches 👻@tillybridges.bsky.social

right wing bigots have admitted - the “trans women in bathrooms” issue - the “trans women in sports” issue and - the “trans kids getting surgery” issue were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY are you paying attention?

These Exceed Model Trinity gachas I got in today are absolutely incredible. Taking a break from it for the night because I may need to file down some parts to fix some fitment issues, but I’m so happy with this thing so far.

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you can go back to X and I can’t stop you. it is also true that you can’t stop me or anyone else from thinking you’re a fascist-suckling piece of shit for doing so.

John Scalzi@scalzi.com

"I'm gonna go be on X anyway and you can't stop me," I mean, with one exception, I'm not your dad (and that one exception is even more vehemently against X than I am, so there's that), so do what you want, my dude, as for me, I'm happy not to hang out in the Nazi bar, there are other places to drink