Michael P-ahhhhhh-l 😱🐓

this has been stuck in my head for 27 years

CHUCHU ROCKET!

this is also why I’m not allowed to play horror games while cuddling my wife

sadly the soundtrack doesn’t include the cat version of this song

this is also why I’m not allowed to play horror games while cuddling my wife

And now back to my full time job, texting the word "stop" to every living Democrat.

he's looking at me like he's just seen the exact time and manner of my death

growth is possible

this rules

Powerpuff Girls Pop-Tarts (2001-2002): These toaster pastries featured red "PowBerry" filling, light purple icing, and red, green, yellow, and blue sprinkles shaped like stars and the heads of the titular characters from the Cartoon Network series

my phone decided to show me a photo of the time I accidentally got my dog stoned and had to bring him to the hospital in the middle of the night

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

MONSTER PARTY

my phone decided to show me a photo of the time I accidentally got my dog stoned and had to bring him to the hospital in the middle of the night

whenever a game warns me about how hard it is, I think of the “watch out, we got a badass over here” meme

spooky caturday lineup

assumed this was about brazil but no it’s about cable tv

I miss when all of brazil was here

whenever a game warns me about how hard it is, I think of the “watch out, we got a badass over here” meme

none nearby : (

all aboard the swamp giraffe

minutes into the gettysburg address, abraham lincoln veers off script and starts bragging about how he can recognize a giraffe

What shall we name the event to which p(Doom)era ascribe? I can't decide among The Last Inference, The Final Descent, or - my current favorite - the Crapture?

Daily bunny no.3482 seeks the Ancient Wisdom