Matt

How does the @sickoscommittee.org feel about that Gator drive that went 69 yards in 8:10?

Welcome the The Swamp! It's HOT! It's HUMID! GET USED TO IT!

Sometimes you gotta kick your quarterback in the junk. For luck.

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet.

FUCKING INCREDIBLE, KANSAS

welcome to the field of dreams, an homage to a movie revolving around men banned for life from baseball for gambling. brought to you by fanduel

i don't believe anyone has "good-faith" concerns about trans women in sports in 2026. there's been too much time to hear the actual evidence, the actual people affected, and the role the debate plays in attempts to purge trans people from American life. anybody picking that side has made a choice

🎵wasting away again in margaritaville searching for my lost shaker of salt some people claim that there's a woman to blame but I know it's admiral rickover's fault🎵

i will voluntarily pay extra taxes to any country that agrees to drag our cops and elected leaders before an international court

I'm so excited for the next Goddamn News from @wtyppod.bsky.social

close but the correct answer is World Cup Bowl Season if they're going to put the World Cup in America they should intersperse the actual tournament games with Costa Rica vs. Finland in the Famous Idaho Potato Cup in Boise, Idaho

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

Apparently, you're not allowed to post: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”

and most folks have pretty modest aspirations. buy a comfortable place to live, maybe sock a little away, take a vacation now and again. it's not a lot to ask. i do wonder if making all that a fucking pipe dream for most while parading "trillionaires" in front of us is gonna break something else

Nancy Mace 🤝 Riley Gaines Trans obsessed conservative women who placed 5th

The CFO of Spindrift is complaining on LinkedIn about Anthropic's customer service. He recommends OpenAI because it allows you to "work with a human sales person." Unfortunately there's simply no broader lesson that a c-suite officer of a successful CPG brand might extrapolate from this preference.

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

I just want one coach to be the hardest atheist imaginable. No gods. No masters. No salvation but existence. It's 3rd and 17 and we need a first down. The universe will never care and no one is here to help you. Now go get 'em, cowboy.

this is the energy I want to see from elected Dems. salt the earth where the Republican Party once grew; it is the only way to save the Union

What can men do against such reckless hate?

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

Feels absolutely insane to just be at work and doing normal things right now. Oh, got to write that document, send that email. Oh the president might try to eradicate an entire country in nuclear hellfire, anyway, need to send another email, I've got bills to pay

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

why the hell would we put windows 11 in space

24-MAR-2026 1800 GMT bloodwork.show

there have to be consequences! for all our sakes. it's very urgent. and the people of iran are doing more for you right now, long term, than, e.g., most if not all members of congress

the last few times iran has accepted a ceasefire, the US and israel have taken the opportunity to restock their weapons and then surprise attack iran again. "there's zero point in engaging in diplomacy with us any more" is what that strategy teaches

from Eisenhower's April 1953 "Chance For Peace" speech

Here's the thing about human rights, bud: every human has them. Even the queers, Gavin. Even trans people That's the baseline. That's the starting point for every other goddamn thing. Disqualified. Next.

"Consider this more efficient wording" consider this flamethrower, Google Gemini. Consider EMP weaponry. Consider Butlerian Jihad

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event