Mark Jansen

YouGov. Come on. Seriously? Other people's opinions are your JOB

What the fuck

He’s been prime minister for five minutes and he’s already playing with the emergency alert.

Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️

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A lot of people are just posting his article where he said he wanted to shag kids, which isn't fair. We should also remember him as a virulent racist who had several IPSO complaints upheld against him and who cheated on his wife, impregnating a 22-year-old he then assaulted.

This game was mental, I loved it.

Bill Browder is definitely not a conspiracy theorist. He’s the man who wrote the Magnitsky Act.

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

Oh no, why does this slap so hard?

You're laughing... I can't withdraw my Bonk from Kraken and you're laughing?

The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.

Browser companies. Firefox. Chrome. I cannot tell you how little I care about "what's new" with your browser. I close that window every time, without ever looking at it. I need you to access websites, not throw bullshit windows in my way. Why yes I am tired and cranky, why do you ask?

You can pet the dragon in my goblin game

This is so sad. I would love to buy a Steam Machine. It would fit into my life perfectly. But not at this price. I simply can't justify it. It's going to flop, and it absolutely does not deserve to.

Every time this game goes on sale is a fresh chance for me to get annoyed at the unnecessary remaster that just let them sell it at a higher price. I ain't buying a six year old game for £27, fuck off.

We're all laughing now, but remember this moment when it's your turn to be prime minister.

How dare you I don't hate smartglasses That said... Yeah, I kinda do.

Always knew there was something weird about that dog

By Jim Benton

Honestly a way better series than people gave it credit

Umezawa from Hajime no Ippo really is a great character

As true as this is, you also had to live with any bugs that shipped with the game. Though the bugs were rarely as bad as they are these days.

this is not true, and this guy doesn't speak for me! nymag.com/intelligence...

This is called "having friends"

Because frankly it's ridiculous to continue the revolving door of PMs simply because 24 hour news needs SOMETHING to talk about

Did you know? The Nintendo Switch is 50 years old. #retrogaming #geriatric

There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

This is what happens when you start talking to an NPC in Oblivion

This is an incredible reference

This episode is blowing up. Can't imagine why.

If you don’t subscribe to the print edition of The Onion you are missing some great fake ads

Happy World Bee Day! Here’s a list of how bees buzz in ten different languages… 10. Bzzz (Czech) 9. Bzzz (Bulgarian) 8. Bzzz (French) 7. Bzzz (Slovene) 6. Bzzz (Catalan) 5. Bzzz (Polish) 4. Bzzz (Portuguese) 3. Bzzz (Italian) 2. Bzzz (Spanish) 1. Wing wing (Korean)

this is a masterpiece

Salt Fat Acid Heat No other cookbook has ever taught me so much about cooking theory. Other cookbooks teach me how to make one recipe taste good. SFAH taught me how to make anything taste good.

I need to get Alexander Ryback's skincare routine

Every goddamn year