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Xtra mewtwo !

Smallest what do you mean your so tiny

Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*

Research

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer." As well as

this the kind of ads that are cooking my grandfather’s brain to a crisp

He's lit He's woke He's such a top bloke

Unit 1 #evangelion #fanart #sygnin

Tumblr has real ads

a subway is a kind of long dragon 🚉

effects of HRT (Huge Rabbit Twins) 🐰

I have a theory that all "Great Men" of history can be sorted into either "and the device shows me boobs?" or "the moon in the fucking sky?" Lenin, Trotsky, Adam Smith, and George Washington are all "went to the moon?" Ben Franklin, Hamilton, Socrates, and Bakunin are instances of "shows me boobs?"

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hearing Bohemian Rhapsody for the first time

in the critical infrastructure. straight up "private keying it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My 4

new character design

saw some truly legendary shit in person today, couldn’t be more thankful

Explaining American portion sizes to a furry: okay so imagine a hyper cock

Just found out about Liz Truss' new book. I don't care that it has already come out I think. I will be there day one.

🫩 don’t make me tap the sign.

There comes a time in every reactionary politician's life when he must steel himself, insert a nasogastric tube for unclear reasons, put on his bravest grimace, and give the weirdest thumbs-up anyone has ever seen.

ME: So I'd really like a group picture. I know 12 or 13 characters is a lot, but I really like your other work and I think your style would be perfect for this! HIERONYMUS BACH (WHOSE SOUL I TRAPPED IN MY CRYSTAL MATRIX AND HANDED A WACOM TABLET): may I please have another of these "Coking Colas"

Eek!

this one has always been one of my favorites

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

I'd like to humbly request to not be fucked not a fan of sex

Olivia Chow has been re-elected mayor of Toronto, riding a hopeful message about the state of the city to a resounding win with more than 54 per cent of the vote. @benspurr.bsky.social breaks it down:

The background gags in the MLP comics are genuinely a bit out of pocket sometimes...

That's so Ratatouille can see

HIT THIS SHIT MORTAL