luke karrys

seems like we’re all low energy on monday. conversation was dead today

11y/o just told me that a septic tank is just a fancy chamber pot and I am speechless

our design engineer jason (or is it json?) took every detail of our benchmarks site and made it between 100-1000x* better *on the luke scale of "this rocks"

vlt 1.5.0 links agent skills from your dependencies to coding agents, with versions pinned by your lockfile. The default skills filter uses Socket data to exclude packages flagged as malware before their instructions reach your agents. socket.dev/blog/vlt-ski... @vlt.io

announcing to my family at dinner that the kitchen cash jar is now an on-budget @ynabofficial.bsky.social account and detailing steps for how to fill out a cash withdrawl slip. i did not get the thanks and applause i was expecting

🚀 vlt@1.4.0 is out with faster installs for macos and a new `--save-types` option to automatically add type dependencies. And more! Read more about it here: www.vlt.io/blog/vlt-1-4

recommendations for kids books like spy school? the new one came out a few days ago and we’re already done with it. life is better in our house when the kids have a book they are reading. bonus points if it’s a long series!

my neighbor told me the sun keeps destroying the net on his kid's baseball fielding trainer so i asked how many nets he has and he said he just orders replacements from franklin so i said it sounds like he's just feeding 30-ply polyurethane nets to the arizona sun and then his kid started crying

how can you not be romantic about baseball?

☑️ consume first gluten free apple pastry of the season

on the ⚡️ @vlt.io ⚡️ registry we serve metadata that is 70% smaller which is one reason (out of many!) that we're able to do clean installs in 20-70% less time when you point to our registry vs npmjs.org. i wrote about how we did it:

5yo pointing out that the TNT scorebug (correctly) shows circles for all 3 outs instead of just 2 #yepthatsmykid

starting to realize that when someone describes software as "opinionated" that means it doesnt work or doesnt work the way youd expect and therefore it sucks. you could just say it "sucks"

⚡️public packages on @vlt.io are now GA ⚡️ go try it out as a new place to publish your OSS! (and let us know what else it needs)

why didn’t anyone tell me the tim heidecker cover of “an extra beat for you and me” is fire?

what wrong babe? you barely touched your 8 kilos of kirkland plain nonfat greek yogurt

got the kids go to bed last night by telling them they could get the ipad out first thing to watch the #dbacks recap. glad they got to start their day very disappointed 🤗

in related news ive been going to physical therapy for my hip

not ready for realtors named jaxson

#nowspinning This is Lorelei - The Singer in my Band picked up at @stinkweeds.com where they also had a listening party and raffled off tickets to the upcoming sold out show, which i devastatingly did not win 😭 (if you have tickets I will buy them!)

8yo when he saw this go by on the ticker: “that’s gotta be a scorigami”

went for a short walk last night to listen to the last two outs of the #dbacks game (and ended up walking for 2 miles and still made it home before the end of the game)

here’s what i made with ai today: a sonos ui for ants

dbacks in a wild card spot at the end of last sunday. dbacks in a wild card spot at the end of today. three more sundays to go 🫣

👀 love me a new @bomb.sh package

back on my bullshit

🚀 Thrilled to announce @vlt.io as a #Silver #Sponsor of #NodeConfEU 2026! Thank you! 💛 Your partnership is helping us create something truly special in the #Node.js #community! 🎟️ nodeconf.eu

My "our website is completely legal" sign has people asking a lot of questions that are answered by the sign.

I’ve been a little too heads-down building these last few years… Unfortunately in the past month or two I’ve come to the conclusion that while I’m proud of what I built, my startup has one last swing left and it’s not one that needs me. So I am on the hunt for what’s next, be it leadership or IC.

FTP test scheduled for tomorrow

Watch this.

it's byte-for-byte bro i swear. look at each byte. i promise you they are identical.

8yo walks into my office with all the urgency in the world: pete alonso is on the orioles and you never told me?!!

As job searches sometimes go, I have found myself starting a fresh round of searching! Let me know if you need a Staff+ Frontend Platform girlie to round out your team! ⚡️🩵✨ If you’re curious what I’ve done in the past, check out my talk about my time at Slack: www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-B2...

don’t put that kind of pressure on me. decade is already more than half over

proof of hot dog

🚨 this is not a drill 🚨

taking the limitless drug to try and beat my 5yo at go fish

more like LOBbacks amirite

Changesets v3 is here! 🦋 After months of chipping away at issues alongside @bluwy.me, @haglund.dev, and many other contributors, we’re excited to finally share it. changesets.dev/blog/announc...

If you read @jasnell.me this probably gives it away.

you could’ve convinced me this was a new tiktok sound they used over an unrelated video for laughs

can you believe i tried to make my 5yo and 8yo go to bed after the dbacks left the bases loaded in the 8th?!