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Nelson Muntz Ha Ha Gif for all the Serbian, Brazilian and (any moment now) American fascist soft cock losers.

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Attention media and entertainment stars: the era of being able to “Both Sides” a situation is. Fucking. Over. If you believe something is wrong, you can’t hide or walk a fine line. It’s time to decide: you either support an issue or you don’t. Sitting on the sidelines isn’t an option anymore, Ed.

My wife was about 20 minutes from dying because we didn’t realize her fallopian tube had burst and I got her on an ambulance. Under today’s conditions, she would have bled out on the table. I just have two words for this. “These motherfuckers…”

Automatic registration for the draft? But automatically registering every citizen to vote would be too hard? Bullshit. www.reddit.com/r/anticapita...

He’s threatening nuclear war, folks.

Lake America: the name is Doubleplus good! We have always been at war with EastAsia. THERE ARE FIVE LIGHTS!

If this is even remotely accurate, then this is cultural end economic warfare and Trump must be stopped.

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Come on, man, fess up. I promise I won’t say anything. Does Luke show up in Season 2? It will stay just between you and me.

@maddow.bsky.social just said Mike Cox pulled out already, which is surprising for a Republican Too soon? 😆

So you’re telling me that no one, none of the tens of thousands of journalists in this country, were able to track down where Mitch McConnell’s staff is keeping his body? I mean, where he’s going through rehab. Really? @chrislhayes.bsky.social

Can anyone explain to me what the Fuck Stephen A Smith thinks he’s doing. He’s suddenly a vaccine and public health expert. Fuck ALL the way off.

Holy shit. Hooooooooooly shit. Lindsey Graham is dead. Republicans are dropping like flies. I just need one more. Please Universe, heed my call.

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

Everything Trump Touches Dies.

Don't let your desire for the US men's team to win blind you to the fact that Trump has made the men's team complicit in his corruption.

I have thoroughly enjoyed the World Cup. I have loved cheering for the US team. Then that fucker intervened. Yes, the red card was excessive, but I would rather lose because of it than win because Imbecile called FIFA. The joy is gone. Now we’re the bad guys. He destroys everything.

By personally intervening in the Balogun disqualification, Trump once again found a way to suck the joy and Legitimacy out of what should be a unifying American event. Seriously, fuck this guy. #ETTD

Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts

The amount of lies and copium being emitted by MAGAs on the bird app is so immense as to defy what little logic they have left and I am HERE for it.

TACO Thursday instead of Tuesday this week.

Reports of an Iranian strike on U.S. 5th Fleet headquarters at Manama, Bahrain, are inaccurate. At least so far.

@joe-hill.bsky.social just wanted to say I love your dad, Insomnia has a special Place in my heart, but the Son has officially exceeded the Father with King Sorrow. Seriously, well done. Love your family.

Currently watching Sen Mike Lee and the MAGAts arguing over what a Christian is and it’s delicious. THIS IS THE REASON FOR THE FIRST AMENDMENT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!

Someone finally, FINALLY stood up to him and called out his bullshit. And it went as well as you think it did. Thank you @nbcnews.com

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This man has totally lost his fucking mind. I don’t even think he’s trolling us. He’s so afraid and insecure and a failure. And he knows it.

What a whiny fucking bitch. Watch him invade Cuba in frustration. This must have been a 4 bottle week for this sundowning fascist pedophile. (Alleged, of course)

Jesus, I think about how obviously racist the Alabama redistricting had to be to have THIS SCOTUS overturning, and it just makes me shudder. What a bunch of fucking racist assholes.

GOP’ 2026 slogan: Punch a cop get some cash.

Anyone who tell you this was anything but complete capitulation by POTUS is gaslighting you. I’m glad this is over (for now) but what a complete and total tragic waste of lives and treasure, for LESS than nothing. Trump has TOTALLY fucked us over, for nothing. What a goddamn waste.

Motherfucker hasn’t said a thing about the missing serviceman.

If Iran has ANYTHING left, they are going to use it tonight. He’s begging them to hit us.

He’s absolutely fucking insane. And he’s completely divorced from reality. We are SOOOOOOOO fucked.

On this Trans Day of Visibility, I want to honor and celebrate my son, who came out to us 8 months ago and had made such important progress towards living as his authentic self. We support him fully and would never dream of trying to “convert” him. Fuck SCOTUS.

The fact that the Supreme Court issued this ruling on Trans Day of Visibility is beyond insulting. Fuck these people.

Where are we going to get the ethanol if there’s no fertilizer to grow corn? Potash comes from Canada and it’s tariffed to the moon. Urea comes from the Middle East.

When you have to say you’re winning, desperately trying to convince people, you’re actually losing.

His desperation is so palpable at this point. Nothing he does would surprise me right now. Nothing.

Just wanted to make sure people see this.

So, when are we going to start talking about the fact that US foreign policy is dominated by folks that honestly believe if they start a war that brings about the destruction of Jerusalem, that Jesus Christ will return. This is 100% a thing, but no one talks about it. It’s batshit insane.

People seem to forget the Pars had an embarrassingly easy schedule this year. They are being exposed like the frauds they are.

I’m not saying it’s going to happen, but timing a strike against Iran so NBC has to pre-empt the halftime show would be SO on brand.

Of all the things that have never happened, this never happened the most.

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Boycott Citgo.