Bryan Marble

The proliferation of 6'5" goaltenders is a symptom of not being able to accurately assess talent at amateur levels. Tall goalies get pushed through the pipeline because in the absence of verifiable performance data, the tall goalie is seen as a less-risky, defensible choice. #hockey

Can someone just deadass ask him "Which country in the Middle East do you find difficult to pronounce?" No preamble, no couching, just straight question.

Oh fuck off. Walk and chew gum.* *This could be posturing to not scare off GOP vote switchers before 11/3, but a) that's a dumbass strategy and b) I think Dem caucus is still way behind the country in terms of wanting to kick off the FO phase of MAGA FAFO

If there's one thing that can bring us all together, it's rich assholes getting comeuppance. Don't let pundits tell you Dems need to look forward. Need MNF-style weekly perp walks and a rolling counter of $ being returned to Treasury. Hell, call it a justice dividend and give X% back as a tax refund

I'm sure it's totally fine that Russia is calling in all its favors right before we have an important election. Yup. All good. Nothing to see here.

I am for a very specific redistribution of wealth. We take $1B from each of the top 100 billionaires in the US. We give that money to 100 random citizens. My bet is that the goodness 90% of those people would do with more money than they know what to do with, would be incredible for humanity.

God it's so easy to make money if you have zero scruples (and you're a white dude). $250k. To ask a question at a town hall. Like you couldn't find some dude on the corner and give him a Jackson?

“The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time."

If our system of justice can determine that shooting a one year-old is justified, then we do not have a system of justice, and our goal should be the eradication of the system we have and its replacement with something better.

They fucking droned civilians in a park today. I fucking hate this man.

Even if he was the right guy, hitting a person with a vehicle should be charged as assault at a minimum or attempted murder if we're actually into the whole accountability thing.

They didn't even have a chance to do her SNL character yet!

“Nationalize SpaceX” needs to become the moderate, centrist position

If I could send this to every early-days founder I've ever met, I would. Congrats to Geoff on reaching a level of success that precious few will ever reach, and having the humility and vulnerability to be honest about what that entails.

Longtime reader of DF, and I _get_ that X is where some vital conversations about tech are happening. It is what it is. But to borrow & tweak the words of a friend: not everyone on X is a Nazi. All of them are people for whom the Nazism isn’t a dealbreaker.

In the USA, there are ~50 million Black people, and ~50 million immigrants. So far this year, US cops have killed 217 Black people like this. Not a typo. Two hundred and seventeen. US cops are between 10 times and 100 times more dangerous for Black people than ICE is for immigrants.

Going in my next code review...

The "pay my Amex bill to avoid FinCEN attention" sure makes this arrangement feel extra legit.

Fuck it, let him do it, then take the whole thing by eminent domain in 2029 and make it a free muni course with each tee box having a plaque describing one of his many crimes and misdemeanors. Dedicate it to getting more minorities into the sport.

The "THLORPP" sound as it exited the container is a core audio memory.

Music, without its connection to the human(s) that made it, is just noise. It is devoid of anything valuable.

Clearest indication yet that Apple is cooked. They've completely lost their internal understanding of what makes their products great.

I would have so much fun funding shit like this if I were a billionaire. Have empathy, drive and an idea to help someone? Here's your check.

At some point there's a floor, right? The only way this doesn't keep going down is if he materially changes his approach to the reality and we all know that ain't happening.

Dems should publicly come out and say, we are not going to waste our time fighting this, we're focused on the economy. BUT. Here's the exact text of the bill that will be passed Day 1 that removes his name/stink from everything that he touched.

It's adorable. Then you watch it again with sound on.

can we go back in time to when everyone was scared to say re***d pls

I would play this season over and over as ASMR as I work. You know, if juicing viewing metrics is your thing...just saying.

In Obamacare 2.0 I want it to be illegal to use a non-public algorithm to make coverage decisions. Can't even imagine the horrendous hard coded rules these companies are using. Someone wrote that code, and if I'm going to die because of its output, I should have the right to audit it.

In this vein. I saw this abomination at a gas station and was compelled to try it, if for no other reason than to understand the depths of human depravity that would conjure it.

REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo

I resent Stefany Shaheen for making me vote defensively against her instead of for Carleigh Beriont. Nepo-baby entitled bullshit.

This stuff is honestly way more damaging to the party’s brand than some twitch streamer

Never been one to buy a jersey, but getting one with 00 would be pretty sick.

That intersection in Manchester, NH is awful. If you're not pressing the button, you're gonna be dodging cars and causing accidents. Though given his background, maybe we should let Darwinism take its course.

Seems reminiscent of the reaction to being called weird. Like they have an innate sense that this is a vulnerability.

Anyone else go on summer vacation the only souvenir you but is a pair of skates? Just me?

Dude has 5 kids. How many pediatrician appointments do you think he's been to. Over under at 0.5.

This isn't the healthy "we do things more efficiently so we can lower the price" market competition. It's a game of chicken, the winner just hopes to survive on debt long enough to be the last one standing, then jack the rates. See Uber/Lyft v taxis.

Reaching point where codebase is growing faster than I can codify its structures in long term memory.

100% The cost of writing code was a load bearing pillar that provided time for feedback and "is this worth it?" questions. Hard to fight the urge to "just build what they asked for" and end up with accolades for producing Homer-mobile-ass software.

Quickest way to get a little extra "attention" going through customs. Like reverse Global Entry.

Is there anyone polling public sentiment for holding administration officials accountable for crimes while in office? We need ammo when all of the centrist Dems start talking about bringing the country together. @gelliottmorris.com ?