My Evil Twin

my therapist said if you follow my main you have to follow my alt too not really, but she will when i bring you all up 💅

Instead of a heartbeat, I have only the buzzing of thousands of gnats

also my eyes heavy af but i refuse to sleep you all need to know this idk why

Banana bread is so fufu

everyone on this app apparently knows how to make banana bread me too, btw, def me too 👀

I have roughly 350 burning embers inside my body at all times

i think it’s okay to be a little evil as long as you have whimsy in your heart and a twinkle in your eye

NOT POSSIBLE 🫨

To much fufu

i have never been more accident prone than today wtf someone plz bubblewrap me!

being fufu is so fufulling

ay bro lemme plant some flowers in yr garden

What's all this fufu about fufu?

Fufu

my pistachios bring all the frogs to the yard💅🐿️

you ppl being fufu

fav film in haiku: Bringing Up Baby 🐆💕 (but pretend this is a haiku)

Don’t believe what anyone says! today is Sunday!

THIS IS ME: 🐿️ height: 5.7" age: 3 billion yo sign: "NO BIRDS" guilty food pleasure: no guilt in food pleasure💅 tattoos: yes season: marquesas or palau or maybe all-stars color: 💖 holiday: an island or England flower: honeysuckle and roses

in a dense fog just like this...

this is the way✨

this fufu rain 🌧️

brb irl so fufu istg

me when my therapist tells me i have to actually reply to messages if i want to start dating (not just create multiple dating app profiles and feel accomplished)

fun fact: jk there are no more fun facts

scrolling on bsky .com like it's the morning newspaper

im bringing back the word fufu wo knowing or caring what it means everything fufu, so fufu