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i feel like they've had a guy at disney star wars globocorpo HQ stewing angrily at a desk for like 3 years. just muttering to himself, purple in the face like "you motherfuckers want glup shitto? you want fucking glup shitto??? i'll show you glup shitto." and then he shittoed the ultimate glup

My favorite Wolverine is @danschkade.bsky.social's Wolverine.

Garffeld Pt 12, Special Edition

Trump at Game 3. James Dolan's existence. Celebrities everywhere and seats that cost tens of thousands. We can see why the Knicks lost the mandate of heaven. Basketball is for the people and we have Lost the Way.

grug dont have to change!

An indie developer is working with Jacob Geller to explain the subtleties within their new game’s narrative to media illiterate players. paletteswap.site/dif...

the animated segments consistently kill me they're just so good

A crossover movie based on the Django/Zorro comic book co-written by Quentin Tarantino and Matt Wagner is reportedly in development. https://bit.ly/4w0F2EC

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Timothée Chalamet Under Fire For Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form ‘Bunraku’ https://theonion.com/timothee-chalamet-under-fire-for-dismissive-comments-about-traditional-japanese-puppet-theater-form-bunraku/

you draw up that ad for amtrak? sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

Earlier tonight my TV failed to display 30 Rock in a way that I felt put me in Alec Baldwin’s headspace for the first time

Nintendo responds to the White House post featuring an edit of the cover art for 'Pokémon Pokopia' “We were not involved in its creation or distribution. Our mission is to bring the world together, and that mission is not affiliated with any political viewpoint or agenda”

average person cheering for war in iran

THE PRINCE ANDREW COMMEMORATIVE COIN👑🪙

In honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.

Millions of Americans are doing this in real time and it's a sight to behold.

every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.

Metroid Prime bosses are like "what if an orb posed no threat to you but you had to click on them 10,000 times"

So what there's characters in a prime game. 3 had that, fusion had that, dread had that. Isolation with pockets of connection can work, look at silksong. It's also a tool for discovery! Is it necessarily going to be implemented the best, who knows, but there can be intention

With added colour.

NFL stands by Bad Bunny and will not reconsider the 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show amid MAGA outrage "He’s one of the leading and most popular entertainers in the world. That’s what we try to achieve. It’s an important stage for us. It’s an important element to the entertainment value" (via ESPN)

I have two friends who are ex Mormons and they are the best of all of my friends at reaching out to hang out or do something together /and/ they almost never flake and I need this to be studied.

Are there any parades that don’t exist that you would boycott if they did exist?

A mysterious redacted expert in submersibles was interviewed by the Coast Guard during the OceanGate Titan investigation. It is seemingly James Cameron — “Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic”

"Not ever as long as [we're] in charge. What we do, and why we do it, is grounded in humanity ... no algorithm can replicate [that] ... true effort, inspiration, and perspiration" www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oTW...

I am making holo stickers with my own shitty printer. I AM KENOUGH.

showing them all the new metal gear ray on a tanker ship

Going independent has meant having the freedom to say that ICE is kidnapping people, to describe our government as authoritarian, and to say more directly when fascism is happening. I hope we'll start to see this more in large newsrooms before it's too late.

It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country. This means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind.

Hey I just wanted to let you guys know that my "cloud ranking" on bluesky is a 9.6/10, which makes me something of a celebrity on this website. You might not have been aware but yeah my cloud rank is 9.6

Gentle reminder that in the late '50s, the U.S. government did not censor comics. Comics companies censored themselves. Not sure why that crossed my mind today but there it is...

i saw goody proctor making inflammatory posts about charlie kirk

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

gatorland, route 1, st. augustine, florida, 1979

nintendo direct guy voice: Returning to the Nintendo Switch 2, the Virtual Boy classic, Nester's Funky Bowling! Releases Spring 2025 guy who posts prices for upcoming games: Nester's Funky Bowling: Switch 2 Edition MSRP 69.99 (via BestBuy)

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

the rightwing loves to be like “this is the moment we become the nazi party”

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

we have that thing called public transportation so please keep your shit techbro scams, thanks