Your friend Jorts

They should invent a job that doesn't kill you

Election season is fun because it lets know where the true psychos live. Like, why would the only sign you have be the gop attorney general? That's some fucked up shit if that's the only race you care about

"florida was actually great before MAGA went and-" i've spent enough time in florida and read enough carl hiaasen, i'm immune to this line of trickery, save your breath

It's really amazing that every ai freak is like this

i love playing videogames and getting pissed off

"arabs have contributed nothing to the arts and sciences" is such a funny fucking thing for a bog ape wearing a little suit to say

shot 64% from the line tonight and that will bring the season % up somehow

ok but seriously, why can't any make a freethrow?

man if they win this one just have the league pack it in

The bisexuals are in my mentions again and i do like them a lot

Mike Conley's first official bucket as a member of the Boston Celtics is a corner three!

hilarious way to end 48 minutes

edwards should try playing basketball at some point tonight

lameloooooooooooooooooo

lol

anthony, buddy. maybe don't take every shot

lmao, this ad on dazn for some sort of scam shipping website is so zoomed in you can't actually see the name of the website

edwards to mcdaniels feels like it works every time

ok ayo. damn

25-22 at half in a championship game is crazy. wnba is a wild league

did everyone drink some sleepytime tea at halftime?

rudy's getting closer on those 3 attempts. too bad he'll never dial it all the way in

the amazing thing about pablo prigioni is that he still looks exactly the same today as he did when he was a 35 year old rookie

i would call the last half of that quarter lackadaisical

this team is crazy. they look like they're playing a terrible game but it's a 13 point lead

Melo steals a James Harden pass, has some trouble coming up with it but delivers a behind the back pass to Jaden McDaniels for the slam

Yet another dynasty that wasn't. This era of the league is just crazy, one minute you're a juggernaut the next half your guys need to be traded and the other half explode

Everything else aside, it's fucked up to be a 25 year old with "knee injury maintenance"

I bet Hugo's search history is pretty interesting

Da Bulls

I better not see anybody working with Reggie Watts again this century. Motherfucker

Dark stuff exclusivecontent.substack.com/p/depravity-...

My podcast app just refreshed the Critical Darlings feed with a new version of every episode that is around 3 minutes shorter than the old one So weird

Pretty cool how just using the computer the way I always have has suddenly become a precious snooty pose. I can't help it, I'm effortlessly elite!

That's untrue of every farmer I ever met. They just don't think what they get is a handout

Lmao, incredible stuff

"lance oppenheim is a liar" is simply not very compelling or interesting. Try again

please stop showing me twitter screenshots of that bald fuck with bad takes

Lol, the Brazilian bank stock I bought at random is cratering

Anyway, Grand Theft Auto is arguably a Prussian narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the Twitch streaming crone a Yugoslavian icon.