Alex 🫩

Me when I get an unsolicited 15,000 line PR

"We want permanent DST!" - people in June "No wait maybe not!" - people in October Perhaps what these people want is simply 24-hour sunlight.

Two more days until we exit Damn Stupid Time!

Another day, another driver ruining things for hundreds (thousands?) of train passengers. www.audacy.com/wwjnewsradio...

Oh look, a single driver messing things up for hundreds of train passengers! It must be a Wednesday. (Side bonus ragebait: in order to get traffic flowing again, they moved the car so it's blocking the sidewalk instead. Anything for more vroom!)

It's things like this that make me call people who oppose bike lanes "pro-global warming activists."

anyway, I think we can all agree Portland, Oregon caused Pearl Harbor

Is America's Best Christian subskeeting #a2council?

More than three decades after the end of apartheid, families of victims of some of the worst crimes of South Africa's past are still fighting for justice. As survivors and perpetrators grow older, a new wave of legal efforts is seeking truth, accountability and reparations before it's too late.

Everything in this post is correct. That's why I encourage #a2council voters to be cautious about proposal E. It's far more important to do municipalization *correctly.* "Move fast and break things" is an even worse motto for utilities than it is for software companies.

Ann Arbor Advocacy Opportunity! 📢 On Monday’s City Council agenda there is a resolution to approve converting Carey St. to one-way going downhill. The anti-safety activists are revving up to oppose this. Please write to city council in support, and consider giving a public comment! #A2Council

Me: I really, really need to use the toilet! Cara: But I am le tired!

Eat just one billionaire and the rest will fall in line

Voters in the Peruvian town of Queropalca have chosen their new mayor: Hitler Mussolini Simeon Flores.

Detroit, Michigan should be in the Central Time Zone.

The sheer number of misleading or false statements and Motte-and-Bailey fallacies from proposal E supporters on Reddit is really starting to annoy me, #a2council. Spreading FUD about the SEU is particularly infuriating.

Sky-high diesel prices have many farmers questioning Democrats’ decision to vote to release the Epstein files.

C'mon #a2council, do something!

One of the first things I do in a hotel room is to make it make sense.

I wish #a2council would do this!

One third of world population exposed to harmful air pollution. Heatwaves and wildfires combined with human-caused emissions this year exposed one third of the world's population to extremely high levels of ozone pollution, a European Union report says u.afp.com/S9hT

#a2council

Fix our clocks to not enforce morning people hours on everyone.

no

#a2council test post pls ignore

Trump fucked up the *American* renewable transition but he might have had the largest positive effect on the global transition of any president ever

iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview

New study finds the social cost of driving a car 1 km—including pollution, crashes, infrastructure, and noise—is more than *triple* the private cost paid by the car owner. doi.org/10.1016/j.tr...

Dolly Parton International Airport is in the Central Time Zone.

Nashville, Tennessee, is in the Central Time Zone (but with 40 years of delay)

Only a couple days until we convert a parking space on S. State at Liberty into a space for people, not cars! We'll have comfy furniture, activities, and friendly faces. Urbanism Club and Wolverines on Wheels will also have parklets. Come through! Then, find us at Green Fair on Main St. downtown!