boo-randon 🎃

I guess an update is in order 🐈 cats: zero 😭 🚴🏼 bikes: n+1 🚄 trains: for the love of god please 🚗 cars: ban ⛷️ ski (season in progress 🎉) 🌮 cook 🥖 bake (mostly bread) 🌆 build housing for people ffs 🤠 jackson, wyoming 🧑🏻‍💻 computers were a mistake 🪿 problems on purpose

It'll be up in a few hours but a certain Michigan Democratic senate candidate may have been willing to Remember Some Guys with me.

help i'm being cyberbullied into going to the holy war

it actually snowed a few hundred feet above me

🚨 it is snowing 🚨

directly into the car crusher

RIP Walter❤️

Whether it's Republicans not being allowed within 200 feet of a Chuck E. Cheese or Democrats making jokes about a Cheesecake Factory, both side have a fraught relationship with chain restaurants.

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

i am being threatened with the concept of macomb county

howell lmao yeah that tracks

making america healthy again

polling error in favor of the left, you say?

i don't have any cachaça, so a small splash of bourbon is indicated

bye

Everyone thought Lula was cooked, hopeless. Then he bought a phone and started posting and now he's gonna get a 4th term. The lesson is to never stop posting.

good job brazil

probably not that many more days before it’s all covered in white

good clock management???

loined

this mandarin is looking on gleefully as his friend is dismembered and leaking essential fluids

i refuse to believe anybody in the world cares this much about the cheescake factory, including the ceo of the cheesecake factory

new score pattern just dropped

we need to get back to basics

i am going to go ride a bicycle about it

hell yeah ai slop is what this needs

has anything ever been more sludge fart?

i mean today's liberals *are* full of hate for whoever made that ad

seize all maga, inc. assets

multitasking! go blue!

broccoli sugar? what is happening?

psa: a recently used induction burner still does get hot enough to trigger an "ow, fuck!" if you touch it

oh come on man

just gotta inch the carr up like you're parallel parking

carr accident

NC-17 punt commentary in LSU - Auburn for Hudson Kaak's 69 yard punt

i know there have been a few missed tackles, but this defense deserves a better offense

way to pronounce "saline" correctly there, buddy

"the all american girl"?

charles is always a homer (laudatory)

Go Blue