Lawrence Velázquez

What a name

Cool. Love the AI panopticon, everyone keep up the good work

the pain for Spain is mainly on the wane

A bunch of Spanish guys won a title in MetLife before the Jets

Poor bastard’s starving

I can tell I'm understanding soccer better because I'm feeling stressed when everyone on here sounds like they're about to drink bleach.

okay I've been watching this for a bit and when does Argentina get a turn to have the ball

DRINK IT UP IT'S OUR LAST PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN EVER (image: how other broadcasts around the world called the PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN)

so wait you basically can’t even use your hands at all unless you’re the weird guy at the end

Not just kids’ content. Governments are out here aspiring to be the UK in CHILDREN OF MEN

the mcgriddle is a miracle of modern technology

I saw an Instagram reel where people had installed a movie theatre-type soda machine in their home and they walked you through the cost which was thousands of dollars and the only two sodas it dispensed was Diet Coke and Diet Doctor Pepper so I think their assets should be seized

ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE: thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?

MLS-ass score

Seriously, a HIGH BEE WARNING now???

is your husband a fucking moron with a baby brain who can’t stop himself from clapping like a seal when he sees a touchdown? we have a solution!

the parenting advice algorithm is so fucking good

This is deeply disingenuous and, frankly, a dereliction of journalistic integrity. A quick glance at Yum! Brand’s annual filings reveal that this is common language included every single year as an investment risk factor. The most recent filing is no different because the risk is always present.

bruh Philly-to-Baltimore is just driving an airplane from one end of the runway to the other

This is on Amtrak for having the Acelas/Airos so delayed and train lengths so short

Pretty concerning that this is increasingly becoming a tactic of the elite class to go after journalistic outlets by trying to sue them to death

the two outfits for men

I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS

[insert sickos meme]

The morons running this province have decided to open a complaint line about bike lanes. Not for a way to report insufficient infrastructure, but so that people can whine about parking.

once the air quality index goes above 500 you start to see entire bricks floating suspended in the air. it’s pretty cool actually, you can climb on them and stuff

I'm sorry, there is just no way to take the discipline of constitutional law seriously if it includes the idea that you can throw out a constitutional amendment from the 1860s and a court case from the 1890s based on your interpretation of English common law from 1215. Complete joke of a profession.

i love when a press release headline sounds like it was written by an aggrieved fish