Lansing Facts

“Unfortunately, finding a stray tabby under a car and gently tying your ballot to its tail with a ribbon almost certainly ensures your vote will miss the deadline for counting.” — Jocelyn Benson, Michigan Secretary of State

adding "Lions win big game!" to reasons why there are fireworks going off on the neighborhood still not sure if they do this for MSU football WOMP WOMP

again, with our whole chest: Are you going to take tailgating seriously or not?!

they really are just kind of randomly shuffling the construction around on the daily without telling us huh

OPE FOR TAKEOUT is a beautiful name for a baby

one time we saw one of the OGs that worked here at Pure Options and everyone treated him like a celebrity

Missing Lansing Papa John’s tonight.

“baked with pumpkin and cinnamon” is also how we’re hoping to spend our birthday at Dejá Vu

poor guy probably just got lost in all the detours

OPE 4 TAKEOUT is a great name for a food truck actually

ships ahoy motherfuckers

happy Burt Reynolds Day to all who celebrate

it’s spooky season and our buddy Ryan Holmes has cooked up another Lansing masterpiece 🎃 ryanholmesart.bigcartel.com

just catching up on some network television and wait a minute … help us @wewill2026.bsky.social, we’re catching strays out here

Mike Lansing 2B-SS-3B Debut: 1993 - Retired: 2001 MON - BOS - COL

hey Wendy’s, crying in parking lots is *our* thing

we're going to bring French Onion Dip and house a whole bag of chips during the interview. you can fuck right off of you don't like it that is a EMPLOYABLE SKILL we finish what we start

if a secret door is just a door that you can see, that's called a "door" #LansingFact

DC 5 ass secret door at LeRoys

half car, half motorcycle, 100% Lansing

this is how we're gonna handle getting through the crowds at Uncle John's this year once the seasonal apple psychosis sets in

whatever you want just stay on that side of the parking lot

Total Wine is open in Frandor now so you can have your little cry and then stock up on booze and then go to the dispo and then dissociate in TJ Maxxxxxx

in honor of bisexual visibility day we'll be menacingly eating a doughnut at a QD with a laundromat

just found out that the pumpkin balls were made by the Elite Ball Artisans at Bronners and we'll need a while to process this

IN HONOR OF THE NEW BALLS: We are declaring this year the holidays will be Spooky Christmas, and yeah, get a little slutty with it nothing matters anymore

Orchards are now battlefields

September - - 2026 Gas Prices are Rising Only Quality Dairy Stands before Them

cider is gas egg nog is oil

if diesel gets more expensive than QD cider just run the cars on QD cider it's called science

MAZEL TOV to Lansing icon @jgoldstrass.bsky.social

Frandor

quality dairy

pumpkin spice is stored in the balls

OH SHIT, SURPRISE BALL DROP!

our friends in Kalamazoo aren't horsin' around!!!

Horrocks’ ongoing interactive art installation, “There Was An Incident,” continues to innovate

LANSING TRASH BIN REDISTRIBUTION SYSTEM: ✅ Active

im dyingggg bout to scale boji tower with my bare hands to turn down the temperature (at night obviously, as it's too hot during the day)

us: September is here! hooray for the fall! Michigan: lol, fuck that

It's pants tween by now

french onion dip

honestly glad the air in the area smells like cow shit today important that the freshman moving into MSU understand its Agricultural Heritage

just a reminder that whenever Michigan and/or Lansing is in the national spotlight for politics its everyone's responsibility to make all the operatives or journalists that parachute in eat an olive burger dance for us, eat the burger and give us a biiiiiiiig smile