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For the 48 hours she lasted this would make the internet worth living on again

If you are razzin me? I will razz back. Don’t be offended this ain’t a one-razz street.

70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondřej Surý saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

I pine for thee, beloved. Long hours away spent in drudgery and toil are torture when I remember your embrace. (Letter to my heated blanket, Oct 2026)

Important election season tip: this is the iPhone setting to hide campaign texts

I’m bringing back wheresgeorge for this very specifically

I went full fantasy tavern dinner tonight: pot roast with veg, crusty bread, and plum-flavored hard cider

Gonna eat some POT ROAST baby this evening Gonna eat some POT ROAST baby tonight

I heard four separate pieces of good gossip last week and boy, if that ain’t just filling my cup.

I loathe Meta platforms and their random-ass timeline. It’s designed that way to keep people on their apps longer, which, like, yeah I also spend more time on the road when I’m hopelessly lost and can’t find familiar landmarks.

tech business is increasingly becoming “ice cream machine broke” but about computers

economy’s so bad they got the pope working three jobs

Next time try using Summon Greater Juggalo. It's a pretty easy spell to learn and inexpensive to boot because it only costs like $1.50 for a bottle of Faygo as a reagent.

Domino’s called to tell me they straight-up cancelled my order, which I did not realize was something that could happen

four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better

Frankly, rude

One of the things that really stuck with me from Charles C. Mann’s 1491 is that while the Europeans were appalled at the Aztecs’ “human sacrifices” — at the same moment in history, a greater number of people were “publically executed” in Europe.

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‘oh my god hiiiii welcome to my axe’

THIS PART 👇

I decided to drink a bunch of wine and rearrange furniture

Bit by bit I keep developing a deeper understanding of myself & a deeper understanding of other ppl & u would think at some point I would say “ah yes. knowledge, achieved” but there is yet more to learn

This is really cool! I did not know the Korean alphabet was superphonetics!

Harmless weirdos are an indicator species for a healthy society, it’s true

brisket banh mi Brisket Banh Mí BRISKET BANH MI

YOU BUY ONE PHIL COLLINS ALBUM

When you make fun of me this is who you’re making fun of

you gotta race a cryptid once a year, it’s the rules

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

Took today off to knock out some crushing paperwork. Two things can be true: I love my home workspace, it’s the best room in the house; also, this weather is TOO NICE to be inside

do you ever think social media is kind of like laser pointer cat toys for humans. like it feels productive but is also extremely frustrating because you cant kill the laser dot

The neighborhood Dodge Chargers are having an especially robust session of zoomies tonight

“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts

Here it is! The BIG NAP you’ve been waiting for

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*coughs* *steps up to mic* who's on first

Getting into some real “Is the laundry still damp or is everything in the house just COLD” fall weather

Amazon free shipping: - estimate: 1 week - actual: 5 days Amazon prime shipping: - estimate: 2 days - actual: 5 days Chewy: - estimate: 5 days - actual: 36 hours, somehow???

This is the type of political scandal growing up in the Clinton era conditioned me to think is important

it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam