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1. Not sure when a new, on-the-record rape allegation against a sitting president isn’t considered news — especially considering Trump was found liable by a jury in a similar case — but it was ignored by most mainstream media outlets

I don’t know, man, I’m kind of sick of treating Trump and his cronies like they’re just absurd and laughable and not really spending any time talking about the murders, the concentration camps, the millions starved around the world, people living lives beset with threats of violence and erasure.

NYPD arresting an ICE goon for trying to steal someone off the streets of NYC. RESPECT!!!

Here's a photo of a helicopter landed on Joanne's 227 foot support yacht that follows around her 290 foot main yacht

The faulty process DHS has used to created their voter fraud target lists are known to be riddled with errors and false positives. They claimed there were up to 16,000 non citizen voters on the rolls in Nevada and those numbers fell to 185 and then to ZERO www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/u...

The right is spending the day complaining that Abdul El-Sayed was "rude" and "a bully" to Tommy the Republican Operative at his town hall, which is hilarious given how they had nothing to say about a woman getting beaten up at a Trump rally as the president cheered on.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

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THIS 👇 HERE. VOTE BLUE IN OVERWHELMING NUMBERS FOR THE MIDTERMS, PLEASE.......💙🌊

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Consequences in this regime are for women.

Mike Johnson threatens us with a good time: "If this group took over, they would turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body. They'd spend every day investigating the president, the first family, the cabinet, donors to the party, leaders of business ... "

Just thinking about this as the state harasses Ilhan Omar over 40 year old paperwork.

If Democrats retake the Senate, Warren will surely become chair of the Senate Banking Committee and, as such, in a position to investigate, humiliate and ultimately destroy Scott Bessent.

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“Who’s that in last place?” “Sir, that’s the Secretary of War Criminals.”

Saying "artificial is not a very flattering thing" when your wife looks this is crazy!

made some bread because dystopia

Pedophile politician arrives in Hell, may he be the first of many to imminently follow www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...

Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before

changed the motor on the litter robot by myself 🏆

SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?

yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being

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You noticed it too, right? “National security” has become Trump’s magic words for doing whatever the hell he wants, then daring the courts to stop him. Jacob Soboroff nails it 👀

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

There is a plus side to this: A large WPA-style jobs program hiring people to undo all this shit.

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

i think it should be illegal for streaming companies to undercut and end the cable model only to then pull a bait and switch to make us pay $18.99/month for one channel

aughhh, the hell is really fresh this morning

Important

‘Hacks’ star Hannah Einbinder reposts Ed Sheeran’s $400 million net worth: “Ed Sheeran i say this as a ginger. i hope you get a REALLY bad sun burn the kind on the back of your entire body where it hurts to lie down or walk or sit.”

Trump says the guard rails on AI are his high IQ. This is the guy who says "there's multiple ways to calculate percentages." This is the guy that was 364th out of 366 students at his school. This is the guy who's marketing professor said "he's the dumbest goddamn student I've ever had."

2026 edition

xkcd.com/2347/

The reason we say the GOP and MAGA are white supremacist movements is because they are.

gonna watch Snowpiercer to cheer myself up

On the same day Ted Cruz gets roundly booed by Texas fans, Abdul El-Sayed has Michigan fans running over to shake his hand. Please tell us more about who's popular with Real Americans™

The people at @ms.now helped me make this video on the trump cabinet trying to sell his terrible policies