Kris Straub (كريس)

arabs can’t make science, anyway stay away from vaccines and eat more spoiled food

i found my best one. irreplaceable. immutable bond. do not speak to her

fucking insane

I still think AI systems should be paying me 150k per copyright violation. People keep asking me 'what laws do we need for AI?' and I keep saying 'enforce the fucking ones we already have!' There are copyright laws that should be being enforced right now that just... aren't. B/c it's billionaires.

Fellow WA voters, let's bury this. I can't imagine any parent wants to subject their child to this vile "examination."

Gonna do a Nathan Fielder bit where I get an MBA, become an exec at a game company, pitch the idea of selling more copies of a game than it cost to make and then eventually become CEO of all video games.

Consolidation is killing our industry. The Gamergaters who make money off the rage game will have you think this is a victory. This is purely a loss. A loss of work and art and fun and expression in a space that desperately needs it. Massive fucking bummer.

i found liberty biberty dead on top of my car. i called about an investigation or a toxicology report or something and they said to just put it in the garbage and not worry about it. another thing i gotta deal with

please give money to my best friend on planet earth. as a favor to me even.

imagine working at epic in the department that looks at everything and says "that could be in fortnite"

food for thought (which a machine did for me bc i forgot how)

ios 27 introduced full predictive replies that can’t be disabled unless you turn off all predictive text. deeply sucks

“AI will never replace the skill and ingenuity of human slot machine designers”

Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips

no

we have nothing left!! discord's selling your data to poorly secured third parties. The entirety of bsky staff has AI psychosis. twitter is ran by a fascist pedophile, tumblr is censorship happy, patreon disables your account of you breathe wrong, youtube's demonetization algo is inscrutable

how come so many later analog horror series treat “it’s your fault” as the scariest phrase you could ever read

Here’s what happened— 1. In an attempt to be your good whore, I pushed an older production build to the live server which corrupted the client database backup. This was a massive overstep on my part and was not remotely brat.

love the wired article about how muse can sext, and how fast it jumps right into domming the user with zero preamble or boundaries or comprehension of anything. just what we need in a shopping assistant

sound blaster cards surge in price as creative labs goes all in on DR. SBAITSO

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I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

imagining someone using chatgpt to like, play D&D for them or something. Like brother just quit if you don't want to do it.

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Just landed in Melbourne! Come see me this weekend; it’s your only chance Aussies because that flight was hell and I’m never doing that again 😘

keep kids safe and avoid ANY cinema burdened with these distressing topics. we assign a scalar value to each—putting power BACK in parents’ hands.

ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors. "It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...

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There is no such thing as AI art.

the arc of history is long but it bends toward defeating Dracula

good idea, kill two birds

he went barefoot??

he went barefoot??

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