keith

just setting up my bsky

and to think we just missed the 2y anniversary of this splendid bit

Just a reminder that the aurora can move this fast and it is an absolutely jaw-dropping experience.

OH: vinyl are posters that play music

texting all my group chats when I should be chopping vegetables

Hi new Bluesky users. Semi-annual reminder to follow my favorite part of this website: the Gift Links feed. It shows any free link to an otherwise paywalled article that’s shared by anyone on Bluesky. It has legit changed how I read the news. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Friendly Advice to new Bluesky users: They are not all accounted for, the lost Seeing Stones. We do not know who else may be watching!

COME WIT IT NOW

*huge bong rip* the social cost of billionaire Dunning-Kruger events will be measured in # of genocides

Posting this as a bat-signal to pilot-Twitter (Skeeter?) hoping that birds of a feather like @shari-in-the-sky.bsky.social and others will boost // so I can find them again after deleting that other app

Some people say they wouldn’t let their kids play football. But m? I won’t let my kids anywhere near debate team. I’ve seen what it’s done to some of you people on here, worse than CTE

When I drop a joke at the leads review

Mastodon - nerdy af Twitter - racist af LinkedIn - cringe af =================== Bluesky - hrny af ❤️

important information to reveal to the public

Reskeet with a banger pic of your dog

Elon’s Twitter reminds me of the H.G. Wells story, “The Pearl of Love.” A prince wants to honor his wife with a gorgeous mausoleum and adds more and more crap until he decides the only way to make the mausoleum truly beautiful is to throw out his wife’s coffin and body.

Whenever Twitter rate-limits you the CEO should pop up in the app and say "I'm Linda Yaccarino and we'll be right back-a-rino" and do finger guns

Product idea: ✅ TSA Post staff one TSA agent at the *exit* of your arrival terminal; they nod as you say “see, I didn’t do anything”

Got an idea that will massively improve transit infrastructure

Rocket raccoon sharing his BlueSky invites with his friends 😭

my twitter mutuals finding me here

this bitch 🐾

repost if you’re having a normal day

In all seriousness Bluesky has taught me I actually want two things in a social media app: it barely works so I can’t use it all the time, and I can scroll to the end and feel done with it. Reliability and bottomless content are features everyone was dying to implement and actually both are curses

👋🐾 @darthbluesky.bsky.social Kona says she’s not sure about Jedi school

found my new work profile image

twitter is dying so i want to share my favorite interaction

All apps should have this feature. (the feature where you say things at the developers and they respond like this)

*seeing my follower count go down after posting in hellthread*

Trying to get kicked from the -eng groupchat by posting “🤘” to an urgent chat titled “we are seeing queues of death related to ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ requests”

a social network just for the shitposters, the wordcels, the people who never successfully figured out their best selfie angle

i’m legit excited to form very strong semi-parasocial relationships with people i’ve never met and will never meet and be quietly devastated when 6.5 years from now i realize they’ve unfollowed me

When he reached the new world, Cortez burned his GIFs