jorn

jorn

@knutti.la

Seasoned geek who learns every day how little he knows about anything. MN native. Currently Kubernetes security dweeb @SUSE (Rancher•NeuVector) Be kind. [It's silly that my employer asks to declare our opinions are our own, but that's just my opinion.]

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CNN pulled a clip of Michele Tafoya recently saying "I've never said I was embarrassed to be from Minnesota" and then displays an unearthed and deleted tweet of her saying "I am embarrassed to be from Minnesota" 🥴

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Explaincars Drama: they are asking about weather, not NFL score - just in case you were wondering.

ACARS Drama@acarsdrama.bsky.social

Air to Ground Message: HOW IS MIAMI DOING WE DO NOT HAVE WIFI ON THIS AIRPLANE Area: Cayman Islands Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a43abc741a8 F: #f986d8d56ec

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my "optimus prime does not support mass deportations" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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I just donated to help SPIDER-MAN, who took on nazi scumbags trying to invade Minneapolis again. Arrested by our local cops (boooo) who were diligently defending their racist turd pals. Let’s help good ol’ Webhead with his defense! (PS I can vouch for the GoFundMe creator) gofund.me/6f36a1ac1

gofund.meDonate to Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense, organized by Ash ChudgarAwesome update: I'm in touch with Spider-Man's family, and we're setting things up so t… Ash Chudgar needs your support for Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense

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How is this aging?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Bessent: "We've seen President Trump last week threaten what would have been the largest military campaign since World War 2 against the Iranians, and now because of that we are in talks with the Iranians. I think there's a chance we may have a deal today or tomorrow to open the strait."

Because my mortgage got bought out by them, Rocket Mortgage seems way too excited to be robo calling me trying to sell me crap all the time. I don't like it, and I'm really starting to hate them.

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Re: cyclospora, Taco Bell having ethics and going "you know what, it's always the fucking lettuce, why don't we just pull that until we know what's going on" resulting in all the outlets going "LETTUCE SOLD AT TACO BELL LINKED TO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA" is a fantastic way to discourage ethics in future.

Yo, boss, I'm tired; I got webinarinated pretty hard today.

Chaucer Doth Tweet@levostregc.bsky.social

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Morning Joe put together a supercut of Sen. Blumenthal asking Trump's judicial nominees who won the 2020 election, and each of them refusing to acknowledge that Trump lost

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I think everyone who thinks that it is no longer necessary to understand software engineering principles because of AI should spend a few minutes every day browsing /r/vibecoding. It's so so clear that technical skills are still worthwhile.

i’ve worked in Tech for more than 30 years. shauna is correct.

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

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if you're running one of the half of all Kubernetes clusters that's still running Ingress NGINX (I *really* hope that figure has changed already!) then this is the month to get off what @tabbysable.bsky.social memorably describes as a neverending vulnerability piñata because it's officially retiring

thestack.technologyNGINX: what happened and where should companies turn next"There is no number of maintainers of dedicated engineers that can safely and sanely keep Ingress NGINX online."

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If you're frustrated about the uncertainty of how much snow that we'll be getting in the next 36-48 hours please know that because of DOGE's budget cuts at NOAA there is a dead zone on the Western Great Plains where weather balloon launches have been cut and very little data is available

norfolkdailynews.comMeteorologists raise alarm over grounding of Omaha weather balloons amid federal cutsThe National Weather Service’s recent decision to suspend weather balloon launches in Omaha and elsewhere will likely reduce the quality of weather forecasts, particularly during severe weather, meteo...

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I never want to hear about free enterprise again from a Republican.

Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈@josephpolitano.bsky.social

if you believe in any form of free enterprise at all, the idea that the Pentagon can not only cut off your contract but designate you a supply chain risk and prevent other companies from buying from you just because you won't build killbots for the government should be terrifying

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If you’re a Minnesotan, and you have a friend from Wisconsin that voted for Ron Johnson; I would argue that that person is not really your friend.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Ron Johnson to Keith Ellison: "Two people are dead because you encouraged them to put themselves into harm's way! And now you are exploiting those two martyrs. You ought to feel damn guilty about it. Yeah, sit there and smirk. Smirk. It's sick! It's despicable. You disgust me."

we are still not okay

Jon Collins@jcollins.bsky.social

I think one thing people outside Minnesota don't understand is that after Good and Pretti were killed by feds while observing, the most normal people you could imagine have made peace with the fact that they could be next, and they are still out there because they say it's the right thing to do.

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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

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Omfg It’s Bunsz !@copaceticbunsz.com

If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼

ALERT: Show this one to your "Christians are being persecuted in other countries" friends/relatives.

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the 3D printers making whistles now are the modern equivalent of the ladies from WWII sewing flags and uniforms for the war effort

Ghostly Bree@mostlybree.kitrocha.com

Also whoever sent this filament, please know I have a plate printing now and it will go to @lookitup.baby 😍 (as long as they are still loud!)

Just in case you thought shit in Minneapolis was calming down or you'd forgotten or something....

Ashley Miller@amreports.bsky.social

An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune

This is American exceptionalism, right? Right?

Chris Steller@chrissteller.bsky.social

The Minnesota Star Tribune has reporters write about the ICE crackdown in Minnesota, then emails the next day’s layouts to Des Moines, Iowa, to be printed, then trucks the printed papers back to Minnesota for delivery, then can’t get the newspapers delivered because of the ICE crackdown in Minnesota