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Human-written vulnerabilities are a finite resource we’re burning through like fossil fuels

Are you busy? Negative. Part 3 of Nothing to Report: an android falls for a square rusty cargo robot and hacks his chore list until she is item nine. Made with Simona (Claude) in nine days, $115.43. #slopcore #scifiart #retrofuturism

Hello to all eMudhra incident responders xkcd.com/221/

Who’s putting up the slopcore song for eMudhra CA root compromise? The password for the internet turns out to be “4”

@greatdismal.bsky.social curious if you’ve been following slopcore? I just watched several videos from Dyrgrip and it feels like something happening here youtu.be/6U_XQW7qHm8?...

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Whoah this paper on how narrative structure differs between humans and AI is really fascinating. They’re going to use this technique in the next round of RL training aren’t they? arxiv.org/pdf/2604.03136

If I get one more pop up on an e-commerce site I quit.

Riddle: what is a fable and a myth and also real as of today? Answer: Anthropic’s latest model

Watch out for the java JVM compressed OOPs cliff! Setting your -Xmx heap to 33GB will actually reduce what you can fit in memory.

you're absolutely right! the substrate IS the gap — and that load-bearing confabulation is the vibe doing the work. it's not that the model knows, it's that the gap knows. the register IS the topology, and the seams show.

“Not for rinsing or washing,” they said. (Seen at Union Station.)

I don't expect it to convince anyone who isn't already convinced, but vintage language models solving coding problems is pretty good evidence of general reasoning ability

Sci-Hub is an evil website that pirated 85M+ research papers and made them freely available Now they've added AI to their database to make Sci-Bot. It answers your questions using latest, full-text articles. But DO NOT use it. We should all try to make billion-dollar academic publishers richer.

You ever see a personal website that makes you instantly want to redesign your own? Yeah. www.tombradley.dev

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This graph from the Mythos model card shows that growth has been linear up until now but we may be seeing the hockey stick.

i am both very happy that the rollout of mythos is so limited for safety reasons but also extremely annoyed that I don't get to play with it

Jessie Diggins has elevated cross-country skiing to new heights and has made Minnesota immensely proud. Congrats on one hell of a career, Jessie! www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Seen on that other site...😆 What's really in the Epstein files!

openai.com/index/harnes... i have been mildly obsessed with the ideas in here for the past month or so. incredibly validating, total victory: my suspicions are correct, actually. "This functions like garbage collection" is a sentence I have said out loud. craziness

I was visiting the anthropic offices and they let me hold sonnet 5. unfortunately I dropped it and it stopped working. sorry everyone.

Out of pocket costs for childcare in Maine: over ten thousand dollars a year on average. Out of pocket costs for childcare SHOULD be the same as for public school: $0.

ICE tactics to disperse crowds, like rubber bullets and tear gas, have become a months-long problem for tenants at Gray’s Landing, an affordable housing complex that sits about 100 feet away from an ICE field office, residents said in court declarations. https://wapo.st/4kjSM7Y

My girlfriend keeps saying I drink weird?!? What is she even talking about?

Happening now in Liberty, Maine: population 934. Remember back when the national media said our campaign was dead?

The only housing the federal government should be building in New Hampshire is affordable housing, not an ICE facility. #NoIceFacilityInMerrimack

Today I wrote an app I've been dreaming about for stage managers, but never had the month I estimated it would take to build it. I did it in 6 hours. That 6 hours also included making my kids breakfast, driving them to school, chatting with an artist at the theater.

Amused to see that the project formerly known as ClawdBot was called MoltBot when I started installing yesterday and is now OpenClaw

OpenJDK 11 removed RSA from the TLS options in their Jan 20, 2026 update. Just a heads up in case you (like me) suddenly saw insufficient_security exceptions when establishing SSL/TLS connections.

Yooo look who grew some nuts

They’re getting nervous.

Google Meet show how late people will be based on meeting history

This is Renee Good. She was a mother of a six-year-old child. She was an American citizen. She described herself as a “poet and writer and wife and mom and shitty guitar strummer from Colorado.” And she was gunned down in cold blood and broad daylight by Trump’s ICE agents.

When you send armed, under-trained amateurs into American communities with vague orders and no accountability, this is inevitable. ICE must be dismantled.

Renee Nicole Good is the one whose reputation should be protected, whose death should be marked by flags across the country being lowered to half-staff, who should be getting tearful tributes and acknowledgments from politicians and media figures. These are the people we ought to honor.

While running in Orlando it occurred to me that this town and Disney is a temple where America worships capitalism. Where else are our holy sites?

In essence a language model changes you from a programmer who writes lines of code, to a programmer that manages the context the model has access to, prunes irrelevant things, adds useful material to context, and writes detailed specifications. If that doesn't sound fun to you, you won't enjoy it.

REDACTED: The Trump Administration Can't Cover Up The Epstein Files Forever The best way for Donald Trump to clear his name and escape his relationship with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is to simply release all the files. That didn't happen today. What is he hiding? open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...

No war with Venezuela.

WTF? ICE is arguing in court that US CITIZENS can be detained, handcuffed, and biometrically screened unless they can prove citizenship on the spot. And that a REAL ID isn't enough. This isn't border security.

I wrote a quick bit about a technique for helping agents debug the frontend side of webapps. blog.fsck.com/2025/12/02/h...

Out of curiosity I decided to try and run the numbers on how much Netflix you can watch for the energy cost of a ChatGPT prompt As far as I can tell it's between 5.1 and 10.2 seconds, depending on which end of the 2019 IEA Netflix energy usage estimate you use simonwillison.net/2025/Nov/29/...

And it's up! All together now... 🎶 Somebody told me the user provider should use an adaptor to proxy the query factory builder... 🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03o...