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frank lopez. i still hear you.

My phone just went off during the dog fight when my wife activated "Track His Ass" on Cheatr. It's an app intended to monitor a spouse's GPS location and embarrass them with an alarm yelling "I WAS UNFAITHFUL! I BROKE MY VOW!" on max volume. The dog fight ring looked askance at me for philandering.

@tweetpotato314.bsky.social that glory hole tweet was top notch pls bring it back

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Dr. Nut (circa 1936-circa 1978): An almond/amaretto-flavored soda from the New Orleans-based World Bottling Co. and Wright Root Beer, it developed a devoted and intense cult following.

cranking hank

Rifling my urethra for greater distance and accuracy

i’m browning butter when i should be calling 988

Need a woman 15 years older than me to explain the world to me

open.spotify.com/track/1gvy7o...

here's how hillary can still win:

- we hate you and want to destroy you - OK what if I meet you halfway? I'm willing to give up a little if it means a peaceful resolution. - thank you for your compliance. You have made it much easier to hate and destroy you

americans hearing about a culture with human sacrifice: wow! what a bunch of savages! americans nonchalantly driving past car crashes: sucks for that guy lol

unfortunately, i have contracted gun in mouth disease

God damn man chile

HUH??????

with the brain worm, it’s kind of a two-for-one opportunity

how much harm can i wish upon elon musk before getting banned from bluesky

this makes me depressed in a way i dont think i’m able to really articulate

tomorrow is wednesday in every way that matters

jurassic park but it’s the dinosaurs from the oatmeal

mike huckabee is hot now?

Pang is the greatest album on earth btw

It occurs to me that I can no longer take comfort in "well at least we weren't as stupid as Brexit."

can’t stop thinking about how hard i’m serving

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

obsessed with the man who drank 3 fireball shooters, a bottle of malibu, and a long island iced tea and then proceeded to vomit in your Friendly Local Game Store. we appreciate you!

bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you

It is a very big hog with an astonishingly round body

apple, let me react to reactions. it’s imperative i “haha” this “thumbs down”

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