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His passport is cancelled. So Donald is going to let a South American criminal with no paperwork illegally enter the USA...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDi...

MAGAs don't receive enough credit for being on the wrong side of every issue.

Would love to talk with editors from 1998 and ask them: If Congress dropped a 50-page report detailing, with witnesses on the record, that President Clinton raped women, would you put it on the front page?

The apocalypse is upon us.

This is one of my favorites ever.

There’s a Hague in Virginia. That should simplify matters.

There is exactly zero innovation in business these days. Its all investor manipulation bullshit.

Reform plan to bring back imperial measurements to help boost US trade, not realising that US imperial measurements are different from UK ones. So dense a black hole is empty space by comparison.

We have reached the CVS receipt stage of madness.

You shouldn’t flip a coin over me, Johnny. My father flipped a coin over me once…. Once.

Here's an idea for editors, let's do a little roleplay. Writer: "I have a contrarian take!" Editor: "Is it fucking stupid?" Writer: "Well yes, but it bucks the consensus. No one else is saying it." Editor: "Is that because the consensus is correct?" Writer: "... yes but... " <hang up>

I’ve learned over the last decade that there’s nothing at all I like more than a fascist losing.

FWIW if I ever become President the White House will look like Lego Batman opened a Cat Café

A "fun" thing I dug up while writing that I will share: A 2021 official report from the FAA to Congress showing that reentry casualties (yes, deaths) will become a regular occurrence with the projected number of uncontrolled reentries (which was a LOT fewer than are now planned). The report […]

Me, trying to have a conversation at a wedding after literally half a glass of champagne:

Name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring.

"Unsettlers of Catan"

Some people drink WAY too much diet soda.

Favorite film in haiku (one of two): 'ere I am, J.H. Just me and my little knife Ghost in the machine

If only…

I just saw Moby’s doppelgänger in my neighborhood biscuit restaurant. Right here in Roanoke. On the south side. [ahem]

I may finally have found motivation to pursue a Ph.D.

Semiquincentennial eat your heart out. My mom made me this blanket in 1976 for the bicentennial. It’s still cozy. :)

all of this has always been about getting back at the uppity women who wouldn’t fuck them

This is cool - volunteers from the WY Aviation Heritage League repainted an old airmail arrow this week. Learn more about the organization here: www.wyomingaviationheritage.org/general-1

If you're an enterprise customer *still* running CentOS 7 and paying for extended support, I've adapted the security-fix back-ports across *two entire major versions* of PHP and released the package updates. (Can't believe I'm saying something like this in polite company...)

This week's Internet-security nightmares are coming to a head.

Pfft. Who among us didn’t do this to themselves at some point during college? 😏

Give me 4 versions of yourself.

*very Kurt Cobain voice* The man who broke the world

Hegseth’s staff broke Eisenhower’s globe. The symbolism is too much to bear. (And of course, they ignored the TRAINED EXPERTS WHO HANDLE HISTORICAL ITEMS. Because EDUCATION? EXPERTISE? WHO NEEDS IT?….im going to get some coffee…)

an outdated system in a salmon farm using PHP was found to have been breached, allowing the attackers to perform remote cod execution

Fun Fall Flying! A couple of good sights today during my return from Ontario in gorgeous weather--Niagara Falls and NRAO Green Bank.

Billionaires throw a fit at the idea of an annual wealth tax... but literally everyone else already pays one via property taxes (either directly as a homeowner or secondarily as a renter). The only reason securities aren't taxed the same is because that's where the rich keep most of their wealth.

Nation shocked as Alberta makes good decision

Nothing to see here, I'm sure.

Because Sharia Law is a thing you can simply pack into a suitcase, walk across a border, and then let loose and it just...becomes law! (Sneaky stuff--I think it's some form of aerosol?)

Will this meeting take place in Munich? www.wsj.com/world/russia...