Jason Sinclair

this man is a gotdamned patriot

It is 1993. The River Café has opened but St John has not. Lewis Bassett faxes a pitch through to the Guardian G2. In 2026, they reply.

Watched the first couple of Soho Stories repeats on BBC4 & basically everyone in their 20s comes across very well & everyone older than that is the most terrible, terrible cunt, with Noel from the French being the stone worst. Glad Danny did well for himself in the end. www.imdb.com/name/nm02499...

I believe the precise wording was "Shove that ballroom up your FAT ass!"

Soho Stories repeated on BBC4 right now! First time since the mod-90s? What a document.

Transport nerds never change, please (via @londoncentric.media)

Come for the zero-star review, stay for the comments (1,765 and counting). Only Telegraph subscribers can contribute, if you want a spoiler as to whether they're insane or not.

"Now Simon Heffer's scoring off me, that is it."

AI slop has got the Daily Mail font perfected now tbf

Vibes from Brazil

This was kinda obvious right at the start of the bubble It's too variable, unreliable, and nondeterministic to truly improve productivity Mass-automating mediocrity in both coding and media destroys value and doesn't create it

“No Signs of AI Payoff Outside the Tech Sector” https://www.apollo.com/wealth/insights-news/insights/daily-spark/no-signs-of-ai-payoff-outside-the-tech-sector?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email > the technology has delivered zero financial payoff to corporate America outside of tech.

Abandoned cordons sanitaire everywhere you look:

I know this all washes over people after a while (a decade) but it really shouldn't

Absolutely kills Trump that he'll never be as funny as this guy, so the whole world must die.

I am quite genuinely fascinated by the psychology of this. After two or three Facebook posters for local events which were so busy they honestly made me feel a bit nauseous, I snapped and said that AI posters give me headaches. And the person who made this this asked me HOW I CAN TELL IT'S AI:

No, no I can't

Prompt: Write the first line of a film review that guarantees the reader won't stay for the second.

The 2028 ticket is going to be interchangeable men in shirts with sensible haircuts and the world is ready for it.

I'm sorry, but this is such bollocks. Are they seriously suggesting *a quarter* of all tourists would not visit the UK because of a tax which nearly every other European country (not to mention nearly every US state) has? Give over...

JUST POSTED: Today at The NYT we are publishing a major investigation into how President Trump used his executive powers to expose millions of Americans to greater cancer risks. A six month-long investigation built on more than 10,000 pages of FOIA records. Read it www.nytimes.com/2026/10/24/c...

Six packets of crisps is not a stockpile, Guardian

You can't have River Cartwright playing James Bond, it'd be like having George Wendt playing Captain America.

Oh my god. They are like Magic Eye pictures. Just stare and new wonderful things magically appear.

They're good, but they're no Gregg Wallace in Waitrose Weekend.

What the fuck was that? #thecricket

No-one is doing it like Bristol.

Why did the man who posted "Zelensky has gone too far" immediately after Ukraine attacked Russian data centres do this? I guess we will never know.

When you arrive in Disneyworld:

Thought the £1,700 one was £30 because the zip looks cheap.

I doubt BlueSky will be as bothered but Barclays is cutting 5,000 jobs today. Standard Chartered cut 7,000 last month. Because of AI. Doesn't make Uni struggles any better, but it's *everywhere* across the professions.

Looked at the bad site and this was the first thing I saw.

I went on his site to look at this and was genuinely surprised that the top served replies and quotes were negative to Musk. Guess that's what happens when the Russian data centres get taken out, and why he thinks "Zelensky has gone too far"

It’s a legitimate threat from the richest man in the world but he’s also sooooo fucking lame. Who talks like this lmao

Lol @ the football

The full film of this is one of the greatest things on YouTube

I can't remember who said it but if Fred Trump had just bought his son a couple of Broadway theatres to manage then Donald would have had a very happy and generally uneventful life.

You can explain this to the French, but if you explain it to the French then things are going to get burnt in the streets a little bit and that's just the price of being French

Vance doing stand up now.