John Dorn

the two bluesky feeds

I’ve known this text would come eventually but am somehow still woefully unprepared to respond

Deuce

the whole outfit kinda rips

Friday Night Knicks at noon on a court the color of toothpaste. Electric

Happy Thanksgiving, he is risen

🎼From Paris down to Turkey

good morning mrs. met is up and doing crimes are you?

🗣️🗣️🗣️UNDERPAID

We’re really getting the Ice Spice version of OG every night

Society if it operated like the Knicks offense

Crazy scary spooky HILARIOUS

Everything I see from Threads is so amazing. A perfect 50/50 between random strangers telling you about their sick pet or bad marriage and brands grimly flirting with each other. Facebook is one of the coolest companies ever to exist. No one else could come up with this.

The midnight Fizdale jump scare is dirty work from ESPN

Not wearing my glasses and thought this was Rick Pitino

Double-checking my math on this but I’m pretty sure Mikal Bridges is shooting 175% on midrange jumpers so far

One of my earliest sports memories was Mike Tyson getting the face tat so this is a huge moment for me personally

Hukporti hive rise up with me

@HOUSETHICSCOMMITTEE.BSKY.SOCIALCOMNET YALL ARE WILD PUSSY IF U DONT JUST LEAK THE SHIT WE A DEVELOPING NATION NOW THAT KINDA SHIT IS REGULAR DEGULAR

As soon as Trump wins an election you get to call posting "organizing"

Feels as if I should resume shitposting here once again

He’s him

Baseball is so back

Craig Counsell ignore this

The pro-Phillies feelings leaving my body now that the Braves are eliminated

I am just saying that GenZ Esiason would be a good name for a sports blogger

We’ve gotta do something about the Braves, as a society

They finally pried Tweetdeck from my cold dead hands. RIP to my most toxic relationship

It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.

Violence is rarely the answer. But when I see two guys square up on a baseball field on live TV, my lizard brain goes absolutely fuckin crazy

It is a good day

Considering using this app to trial my use of Fetus Mets as a play on Baby Mets for the new prospects acquired before the trade deadline. We will all see how this goes

And for my next trick, I will lose a baseball game without throwing a baseball pitch

You can pretty much condense the last decade of tech into these two posts

Mets-Nationals umpires clearly not in agreement here

Pulling up to Shea Stadium in overalls is crazy

“Honestly it feels kinda good” - me every time it begins to lightly rain while I am walking outdoors on a warm summer day with high levels of humidity

Mastercard commercials in 2001: Hot dog: $3 Beer: $5 Watching the game with your loved ones: Priceless Mastercard commercials in 2023: We make sure nobody commits voter fraud while voting for the MLB All-Star Game