Jon Plotkin

If Watson was playing like the best player in the league I wouldn’t really be against him winning MVP since that’s purely a football award. But comeback player of the year is a “hey good for that guy we’re happy for him” award. You absolutely can just not give it to the guy we all know is a rapist.

Idk if Blexas is actually going to happen but I’d be incredibly certain that it wouldn’t have if Trump endorsed Cornyn. Such an unforced error.

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

Remember in 2020 when Trump said how mail-in voting was bad and shouldn’t be allowed but then was obviously told that it tended be more popular with republicans in Arizona so he added a caveat that mail-in voting in Arizona was ok?

My most conservative-coded belief is that most people who don’t have kids would be happier if they did, even if it’s a conscious choice, for this exact reason.

I’ve only ever flown coach but I’m not dumb enough to think it’s the most luxurious way to fly. Not being able to afford better doesn’t mean you can’t know better.

I’ve cleaned for an AirBnb and I will tell all of you people: I don’t really care whether or not you strip the bed, but don’t make the bed before you leave. You’re just doing a chore to make my life more difficult.

Look, I’m sure this wouldn’t be great, but if I see a sentence start with “Supreme Court agrees to review Reconstruction-era ban on” I feel like this is the best possible outcome.

My parents have kept me and my children in their lives due to one simple trick (not being shitty to me my entire life before I got independence).

Obviously the transphobia is horrific, but as an American the concept of male/female only sections of hospitals is absolutely insane to me.

“The children who are randomly selected not to receive the birth dose of the vaccine, those who “lost the lottery”, face in their earliest days the risk of contracting hepatitis B, which can cause irreversible lifelong damage.” No words. I am speechless. This violates all ethical boundaries.

fuck these guys. put them all in prison.

He did the meme!

never in my life have i ever wanted to save anything to "the OneDrive"

“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”

Not to defend this guy but when I realized I was sick of fantasy football and quit doing it, I got a ton of shit from a lot of people for years.

People joked about it at the time, but it’s pretty crazy that back in 2016, Trump both held that “Gays for Trump” flag on camera and had Caitlyn Jenner at a rally of his. Either of these happening now would be stunning.

Nothing like my daughter asking me what her new McDonalds SpongeBob toy’s name is and looking at it only to realize I have to tell her who Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is.

A fool to get into a game of knifey-spoony with an expert.

Columbus playing Goo Goo Dolls against the Sabres? The fools don't know what they've unlocked.

Ignoring the evil of it for a second, why is the UK allowing someone with a pending rape trial to leave the country when they pretty clearly are just not going to come back?

This was what got my family to buy a DVD player.

This reads to me as Newsom knowing he’s not gonna be president and just positioning himself for a cushy post-Governor job from the rich.

She’s been in congress for 43 YEARS?!

It’s funny that “person who cares too much about whether their kids win or lose in their sports” is universally accepted as loser behavior except in the trans sports debate suddenly little league outcomes are sacred.

Hey what the fuck?