Jordan Hass

Jordan Hass

@jordanhass.com

Game Show Expert, "Burger Boss" Video Game Contrarian, Voice Over For Hire and Comedic Genius. JordanHass.com

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Depressed most of my Nightwing costumes were in the garbage now. However, was able to get my costume in before the end of the week.... HOPE YOU LIKE SURVIVAL HORROR

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Actions speak louder than words, personally I was in talks with Epic to get all my game assets on their Fab.com marketplace (for free) but cancelled the deal immediately. If they want slop, let them have slop.

Between Tim Sweeney being an absolute AI chud and the harassment of our beloved @kenney.nl, we've decided to cancel our previously announced Epic Games Store release for Shape Sender Deluxe 🚮

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it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that

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Replying to @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social

Famously, Pizza Hut leased a blimp for $4 million, slapped on a Bigfoot logo and spent another $2 million on a campaign. The Bigfoot Blimp crashed into a Manhattan apartment building on July 4th, 1993, injuring 2 crew members, but was touted as a success by the Hut's CEO for "creating awareness"

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Streisanding mightily

The A.V. Club@avclub.com

Bleecker Street, the film distributor overseeing the theatrical release of Alex Gibney's documentary Musk, was informed on Friday that the film's TikTok account was subject to "permanent suspension." tinyurl.com/4yd9997x

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Three things: How this show is STILL not on Disney Plus yet, I will NEVER understand. I also love how that was Pete's first thought with Mortimer and with NO questions asked. Also, unless Paul Rudish was in charge, I would not see Mickey threatening someone with a chainsaw today.

Yeah that House of Mouse show was animated on sticks but oh my god the writing

GAME SHOW FUN FACT: the only active American game show that currently gives away one million dollars in a single day is wheel of fortune. It's somewhat impossible, yeah, but it CAN be won.

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i know i’m old but as a kid growing up in the ‘90s, we usually got somewhere between 12 and 28 surprises inside a typical box of caylus vs. foltyn

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Saw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker

Yesterday there was a gas leak in the house and today the plumbers are stopping by and boy I'm hoping this is it with The house because I have been crying all night.

Got a computer with no Bluetooth and less storage than my previous computer Got a monitor with no speakers Ordered a speaker and it can't connect to the monitor or the computer unless it's by Bluetooth I'm going to crash out so fucking hard dude.