John Paul

Librarians literally saved my life

seriously!!

he’s right, they’ve literally given us zero

Flávio, these are all really good ideas

I still feel like all the street parties when Biden was declared the winner were just memory wiped. But we could have that again.

They lobotomized the wrong Kennedy

I’m nauseously optimistic about next Tuesday

I laughed. I'm doing so many new things to stay healthy. This will never be one of them.

Remains possibly the worst spokesperson for anything, at any time

I’m a classy broad, goddamnit.

Closing argument for the Republicans. Asses and tacky glitz.

Oo we’ve got a real good Wings v. Oilers tilt on our hands here #LGRW. Now onto a shootout, and maybe a real big night for Postava’s goaltending career

It’s called a BRIBE! A sad-ass, desperateAF, shakin-in-yer-elevator-cankle-boots, BRIBE!

Cardi B could do the funniest thing

Sometimes I worry that laying down in my free time isn’t a hobby

Hate when someone figures out my password and I have to rename my cat

My drug of choice is a full tank of gas and three bags of groceries

Anyone who would recommend this clearly doesn't start their day off with 27 10- and 11-year-olds! ❤️😂 ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕

AES in Michigan has it right: it shouldn't be this hard. Our kids are us, but they're training at high altitude while carrying fat billionaires on their backs. Your home is where your kids are protected. It should always be the most comfortable place on earth for them.

bluesky has four types of users

If the MSM doesn't their taxes might go up. (They are bribed by Republican tax cuts from the top to the middle never forget.)

shouldn't be fucking necessary, though. the world I entered in the 90s was different than what my kids have. less. less opportunity, less privacy, less optimism. just less. and that's because of policies that don't have any color but green.

Experts say nine out of ten experts aren't experts. 😂

You mean how the experts get hurt …

Coffee. Because it's cheaper than bail.

Um, no.

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🤣🤣☕☕☕☕☕

So....ME

5 stars, do recommend.

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This is how people get hurt

You go Dad

I guess someone's mad about getting picked last.

Someone want to tell Bobby where algebra comes from?

Real generational wealth

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