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Hard to imagine what that would be like

Ditto

I’m not a doomer but it feels like we’re pretty far to the right side already.

Watching Scotland vs Morocco with my wife and I comment, “He looks like a hooligan” and she asks “what’s that?” #smh

I pity the fool who doesn’t know it’s Mr. T’s birthday!

Democracy does not erode overnight. It erodes when those elected to defend it choose silence instead. Congress has both the authority and the responsibility to push back against judicial overreach. As a member of this legislative body, I chose to stand up and do exactly that.

Sitting in Denny’s enjoying my $5.99 2-egg breakfast slammer makes me appreciate how much I enjoy listening to Rick Astley.

H‑E‑B / Erewhon / WholeFoods

Learned “liebe meinen affen” from the SNL Spockets skit

This why I don’t trust AI

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

Tell me five classes you took in college Fundamentals of acting Development of the French film Juvenile delinquency Organic chemistry Physics

We’re supposed to believe this is a domestic terrorist attacking ICE with a gun

The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.

Hey NRA and other ammosexuals...a US citizen exercising his 2A right to carry was executed on an American Street while trying to help another citizen. Where is your outrage? Where are your "Don't Tread on Me" flags? WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

Par for the course

This just in…

It’s been 28 days since the Epstein files were supposed to be fully released.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

It feels so good to be back at the Dexter Lake Club. We’d like to do a tune for you titled Shamma Lamma Ding Dong So hit it

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape You don’t spit in the wind You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger And you don’t mess around with Jim

Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.

Sure do miss Benny Hill slap-clapping the bald guys head.

👇🏽

Doubt I’m the only other one not shocked.

I’ll meet you there

Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people directly quoting you does’t sound like a personal attack on your character.

#mood

College football is back! But the Epstein files still have not been released.

It why I feel the way I do about AI ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alternative facts in the year 2025 of our Lord

an age test and a perfect joke in one place (via onelegblackheart on threads)

Football is back but the DOJ has still not yet released the Epstein files.

Truer words

Aye que Felito

The Go-go’s release their debut LP “Beauty and the Beat” today in 1981 — to this day, the only #1 Billboard album by an all-female band who wrote their own material & played their own instruments. “I remember saying, 'Wow, if we sell 150,000 copies,” said Belinda Carlisle, “that would be so cool.’”

mole \’mō-lā\

Sphincter says what?

Congress died the moment they allowed 147 insurrectionists to remain in office instead of expelling them and charging them with sedition. That’s just my opinion.

“Kings? Fuck that” - George Washington (probably)