Joe Lancaster

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in "garfield: one more day" odie gets hit by a car, garfield bargains with the devil to bring him back in exchange for erasing his marriage with jon arbuckle. highly controversial among the garfield fan community

just say it’s none of the government’s business, stop agreeing with republican framing, and pivot to the eight hundred different ways that these assholes are making your life worse and more expensive the attacks aren’t effective and you don’t have to engage

Incredible

The part of the election runup where every day brings videos of Trump getting up in front of some battleground audience in his dumb hat and going "frankly you're terrible people, really disgusting. A bunch of stupid people and their awful kids. [long break for laughter and applause] Ugly as shit,"

Best Paul Simon greatest hits, bar none

Parents, if you have dropped off a kid named Jimmy in the morning and picked up a kid named Janet at the end of the school day, please return to the school: You've driven off with some other family's child.

It’s gotta be a sign of civilizational collapse—or a recession indicator at the very least—that Aaron Sorkin is directing a sequel nobody needed to a David Fincher movie, while Fincher directs an entirely different sequel nobody needed variety.com/2025/film/ne...

This is ridiculous. Any scholar will tell you socialism is “a land of contrasts”

Off the top of my head youtu.be/5xillqqt0Y0?...

He had all afternoon and this is the best he could come up with. Great ratio!

In the books Smiley is, if anything, kind of a loser on a personal level

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

What is the fucking obsession with remaking Baywatch. Just watch porno you losers

In other news, please look at this photo of a 16-year-old Willem Dafoe playing Charlie Brown in a production of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.

“These two guys—biggest guys you’ve ever seen—they come up to me, tears in their eyes. ‘Sir,’ they say to me. ‘Sir, thank you sir for letting us save you”

The face of an embattled MP spotting the person that comes to all their events wearing a garbage can to say they’re “going in the bin”

"Lake America" sounds like a summer camp for men whose wives have left them.

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

Bakula! Ulrich! McNairy! Join them on their new podcast SCOTT SKEET SCOOT

The Rick Springfield Paradox: If you get Jessie’s girl, she is no longer Jessie’s girl, and you have obtained nothing.

The town of Roxbury, Connecticut is threatening to use its zoning code to stop Charles and Eli Copley from having people hike on their rural, 50-acre land. Today, they teamed up with @ij.org to fight back. @reason.com's @joelancaster.com has the exclusive 👇 reason.com/2026/08/27/a...

Donald Trump on Metal Gear Solid

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

This is Lindsey Isaacs. Last year, after a roadway accident killed three people in Florida, police spotted her on a Flock license plate reader and arrested her. But she wasn't involved in the crash.

damn this looks good as hell

Swear to god, I thought that was Rob Schneider

Relatedly, I wrote this week about the "presumption of regularity," which puts a higher burden of proof on a party alleging selective prosecution, simply because judges believe the government is extra-trustworthy. It's bad principle that's aged even worse: reason.com/2026/08/06/c...

See recent images of canine competitors riding the waves in surfing competitions for dogs, via The Atlantic Photo: theatln.tc/gzIZZkl2

As ever, you can make a lot of money telling people what they want to hear

Let me stop you right there, pal. I couldn’t give less of a shit what the Camptown ladies are singing

Going to see the MCU’s second X-Men reboot for my 54th birthday www.ign.com/articles/kev...

“Elliot Page…believes that she is a man and has had surgeries to make her appear more man-like, but still she is about five foot two inches and 105 pounds, soaking wet, and has the voice of a woman,” Shapiro argues. Y’know, as opposed to Ben Shapiro www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...