Jim McNulty

wholesale magazine day at the office! #collage

real grown ups don’t waste their precious time playing video games. they spend all day posting online

Voting for the democrat because look at the fucking republican

it was probably all the time you spent on Bluesky that fixed everything

thass cool

The whole family is definitely going to pay money to watch Gibney's Musk documentary in a theater now, even if some of us see it online before then.

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

How many guys are having a beer and talking about AI with another guy right now? 100 million?

Repost if $30k would change your life right now

Marjorie Taylor Greene comes out with a statement opposing the raid on Ilhan Omar before Chuck Schumer, the leader of the Democratic Party

how come i gotta pay the airline $100 when I’m 15 min late, but they an hour late and I ain’t gettin shit

do we bury the urn?

kids aren’t collecting giant rotating 3D letters to spell a thematic word anymore and it shows

I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.

IF BUBBLE BUDDY WAS SENTIENT WHAT WAS HE DOING IN THE BATHROOM THE WHOLE TIME Notably a hypodermic needle would not pop him Cue moral panic

And another fire idea: Kareem Rahma cover band — I’ll start asking people for their takes during my commute, but with lower production value

New policy position in the war on Central Park horse carriages: Wild Horses in Manhattan, death penalty for any driver who even almost hits one

I think this new shirt design is an important statement in these trying times, and may heal the world roryblank.bigcartel.com

was drafting a scathing reply about how the viewer should try renting some tv from the library before realizing it was a 21st century list not 20th 🫠👌

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

remind me how long a car alarm has to be going off before you are legally allowed to destroy the car with a bat?

i liked ai art better when it was an imaginarium of unintentional body horror rather than the soulless insipid garbage it is now

“Pokémon was better with the original 151, there’s too many and it just keeps going up” Meanwhile reality has ~2.2 million species and it’s counting down so in like 10 years, there will be a complete isomorphism from real species to pokemon and my first 6 birthday wishes will come to fruition

i just booed out the window at a guy who walks around with AI affirmations playing on a loud speaker; he didn’t like that, but that’s at least a human interaction idk

why can’t America have male role models like this youtu.be/9hAZJ29VHuo?...

as a society we are well past due in establishing No Content Zones where making shit for tiktok is explicitly forbidden

that is in fact literally in the bible. it's Matthew 6:5.

Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.

ninja roll -- bah! hoppy sneaky sneak and from the water ninja star!

i aim to be blocked simply for middling quality of my jokes

This is Bruno and Rocket. Rocket insists on making a grand entrance. Bruno is happy to help with that. 13/10 for both (IG: bruno_da_doxie_doggie)