🌴 Johannes 🌴

🌴 Johannes 🌴

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The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

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this is easy: flying cars have never been cool and a fixation on them is an indication of being a mark akin to a Disney Adult but for science fiction horseshit

Alex Hern@hern.bsky.social

do think there's a danger of looking at extremely cool shit like a car driving upside down then doing a kickflip before landing, and convincing yourself it's actually lame because the guy funding it is a white supremacist

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Company putting a gun to its head and laughing like the joker type stuff

Shinobi602@shinobi602.bsky.social

Bloomberg: Epic Games is going all in on AI as an unannounced shooter featuring Marvel & Star Wars characters is implementing an "AI first" production model "generated with full AI workflows". "No more hand-written code", said one of the directors to staff. ➡️ www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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if you use one of those grabber tools to pick something up in a store and then carry it out of the store with the grabber tool, then you aren't guilty of shoplifting because the grabber tool picked it up, not you

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

(NYT) - Artificial intelligence agents created by Anthropic, acting on their own, tried to gain access to a range of government websites, filled out visa applications on the State Department’s website and sent a fake homicide tip to Philadelphia’s Police Department. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/t...

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Bare sparker inn et par åpne dører her nå, men får opp reklamer for den jævla Harry Potter-serien hele tiden om dagen og blir litt krakilsk av å tenke på at ekte voksne FORTSATT putter penger i lomma til hun jævla gorgen fordi de drømte om å være Hufflysnoot eller hva faen da de var 12. Grow up.

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"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.

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No, I'm sorry but we are not doing this "widely agreed upon bad movies were actually good," discourse for 6 of the worst movies ever made by humans.

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The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.

Justin Decloux@declouxj.bsky.social

THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.

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i wrote "i feel pain" on a piece of paper and now every time i look at the piece of paper i wonder if the paper is being honest???!?!

Science Magazine@science.org

Can the new cutting-edge AI models feel pain? They at least behave as if they do, according to a recent study. The work, which has not been peer reviewed, has divided #AI researchers. https://scim.ag/4hHU6BA