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Death Becomes Her For Tax Purposes.

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Tell me you're a bigot who's unfamiliar with the work of Bugs Bunny without telling me you're a bigot who's unfamiliar with the work of Bugs Bunny

Two very different Americas.

Ya got trouble, right here in River City.

Today, we remember Ed Stevens, who lost his job as the Dodgers’ first baseman 79 years ago today because of DEI. (Sarcasm/ satire, at least until Harmeet posts it on the USDOJ OCR socials).

"They should have just complied. They're a bunch of domestic terrorists who were threatening the officers." - 1770 MAGA

The “fun” thing about the kennedy center freakout is that conservatives have been carving out “creative” exceptions to anti discrimination laws so they can be bigots to ordinary people just trying to make a purchase, but if actual artists don’t want to perform for the god king they must be punished

Image: Powhatan. Words: Stephen Miller.

Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.

Black Homeowners Receive Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members

This is Article I of the US Constitution. Show me the part under which the Democrats are to blame for Congress' inability to pass a continuing resolution to keep the government open. constitution.congress.gov/constitution...

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

The only things that have kept the United States out of being a major global coffee supplier are climate, altitude, and soil, and fortunately we have a 50% tariff on Brazil which will solve these, reducing our dependence on foreign beans.

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man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger

Everyone just go ahead and look up Horst Wessel.

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

When people say "We used to drink raw milk from our own cow and it was fine," That's... usually not the case! In families w their own cow, the mom usually boiled it before using. We just forgot bc that's a boring chore that mom did. And who pays attention to that? youtu.be/vKDPast9WFk

It has been wild to see what were always the two most paranoid pro-Second Amendment scenarios—the government snatching people away and sending occupying armies into communities—literally happen this year, to the delight of conservatives

*i* think that the issue isn’t the words, it is the substantive positions. no amount of language self policing will satisfy someone who just disagrees with, say, legal protection from gender discrimination

2005 me would be shocked that I might ever feel bad for John Bolton. And yet . . .

There would be an immediate cease fire if Russia immediately ceases firing.

As a DC resident I do feel that the city has been overrun by "violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals" and I would like them to leave the White House and stop destroying the federal government.

Based on some video I just watched, these signs will sell very well in San Jose.

Shampoo-Banana represent!

The interesting process here is that Elon wants his LLM to, essentially, believe racist things but also, paradoxically, know not to say them and how to talk about them politely... Which is a revealing set of desires.

This is literally the dumbest darkest timeline.

I don't mean to sound hysterical but there are some pretty clear historical examples of "force the urban-dwellers to the farms," and none of them are great.

Washington, D.C., has a population roughly equivalent to Alaska's. And it has zero senators. If D.C. had senators, the GOP megablil bill would have failed today. Instead, Murkowski got carve-outs and money for Alaska, and then voted to subject DC to the bill

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Actual text from Google AI: "The Doctors who never had a Cybermen-centric episode in the main show are the Third Doctor (Jon Pertwee), the Eighth Doctor (Paul McGann), and the Ninth Doctor (Chris Eccleston). Pertwee also never faced The Master." The late Roger Delgado would like a word.

It isn't the content that's the problem. It's the way that center and left discourse is stuck behind paywalls while rightwing discourse is pushed out free, bankrolled by billionaires, and distributed like wildfire across social networks. We aren't failing at ideas, we're failing at spreading them.

A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.

"I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!" sobs man who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.