Jamie MacIsaac

'Sorry, when we said "your next job might be in cyber", we meant "we're giving it to a computer".'

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Storm Boelo is shouting at me. "I dare you to look at your fence" it cries. But I won't. Right now it's schrodinger's fence

The whole world is having to deal with the terrifying and expensive chaos caused by this country's temper tantrum, and then we have to hear them mytholigise themselves on top of it all. Just can't be fucking dealing with it.

While I'm shouting at clouds, UK gov telling everyone to stockpile for climate-change-driven emergencies while fast-forwarding fossil fuel drilling is... I had thought it was the government's responsibility to fix problems, not cause problems and then tell us to deal with the fallout at our expense.

The real problem with the new Bond won't be finding the right actor, it'll be coming up with a billionaire megalomaniac villain that won't get them sued for libel.

I guess this is the week Bluesky answers this vital question

At the #IronMaiden kennels…

JOB (1): A man treated terribly by his boss just to see how much he could take. JOB (2): A position of paid employment where... hey, hang on...

Mini of the month - Tanks for the memories Entry 5 by @grumpykiltpin.bsky.social Made From Girders #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Not even October and they're banging on about Christmas already.

Jakhal pack for my 40K World Eaters #worldeaters #warhammer40k #chaos #khorne #jakhals #nerdlings

Lord give me the arrogance of a tax exile who feels the right to comment on the tax policies and general running of a country who you have deprived of billions by registering yourself in Monaco

*arrogant huff* I disliked Ed Sheeran before it was cool.

Oh, honestly! Who the fuck CARES about England vs Pakistan Third Test Day Three?!? #totp

If the Mastermind guy doesn't get a free years subscription of 2000ad for that final Zarjaz then there's no justice in the world.

That's right. You draw a man riding a pig.

Arr, that'll be for the pirate train.

"If you optimize a model to find exploits, you should expect it to find them — and prepare for that. OpenAI did not. They built a model, took the safeguards off, gave it the ExploitGym task, let it run, and didn't even monitor it. That's human decision-making." Understandable for non-tech folk.

In the absence of Dolly everyone has to be more Dolly now.

You know who wasn't hounded to suicide for dodgy academic research? ANDREW FUCKING WAKEFIELD.

You may disagree with Nigel Farage, but we haven't seen political statesmanship of such gravitas since Harold Macmillan challenged Muffin the Mule to a wanking competition

Us: Hey, can we have a nice summery day?! Glasgow: There you go. Us: But it's really cloudy AND muggy. Glasgow: But it's not raining. What do you lot fucking want from me? *and scene*

Is it just me, or does anybody else really want to read Jacob Marley and The Enormous Crocodile? #onlyconnect

Excellent essay from Cory Doctorow, but beware, it might make you extremely angry for this early on a Sunday morning. pluralistic.net/2026/07/24/s...

“Cool - ought to get this in three.” “OK, four then…” “Hmm…” Wordle 1,858 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

So was anybody else going to bed at half time and decided to just give it a few minutes of the second half?

Data analysis firm Palantir was named for a load of old balls that seemed really useful but actually left you vulnerable to the corrupting influence of an evil overlord. Probably just coincidence.

Bellingham’s goal was good but it’s still not as good a reply as this.

The joke candidate vote has been split. Should be an easy win for Binface now.

We have a new 'could be worse' cartoon :) www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...

"Next on the line we have Shug from Dundee. Shug, now you have a sombrero and you want to swap that for a Viking helmet, is that right?"

So, I’m going to be auctioning the We Are Legion Diorama (below) with all money (rounded up to the nearest £50/100) going to The Alzheimer’s Society. Auction will be going up on Saturday and run for a week - will post the link when it’s up. It’d be great if you could all bid and spread the word!

Feels weird walking through the city centre - me and Sir John Curtice seem to be the only ones not wearing #Metallica t-shirts.

Me, walking out my front door.

Really BBC?! Who gives a fuck?!

'Come with me if you want to jive.'

Happy Pride Month, goths

When I start getting grumpy because I've lost my Chaos Spawn Khorne heads, can one of you remind me that I stuck them all to my lamp for safekeeping please? #nerdlings #WorldEaters

CEEFAUX WINS!

If you see anyone being cynical about the election remind them how fortunate they are that they get to choose which self-serving cunt they want to be disappointed by for the next five years and not live somewhere where they impose a murderous, self-serving cunt upon them.