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if you’re affected by the wildfire smoke, express your anger by texting ontario premier doug ford. his phone number is +1 (647) 612-3673

Lindsey Graham just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President JAKE S. YOUNG

ANOTHER SENATOR DIED!

“With a young family, safety was important” he says, justifying his purchase of one of the most dangerous vehicles on the market #Cybertruck

i’m begging everyone to stop calling the trump regime the “trump administration”. you’re downplaying and normalizing this by saying the word administration. that word implies normalcy, but nothing about this is normal.

and they didn’t even apply it correctly! they forgot the top piece

why would anyone put a yellow wrap on a cybertruck? 🤢

anyone who opts into having trump’s face in their passport is just asking to be treated rudely abroad. #Trump Passport

hot take: nobody needs a truck with worse visibility than a tank

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

this is what the map looks like currently. if you want to see the results for yourself, the website is https://vtr.valasztas.hu/ogy2026?filter=orszagos. this is the official national election office

the election results are coming in, i hope fidesz loses even more seats! fuck viktor orbán! #hungarian election

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Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

The Kids Online Safety Act (KOSA) would force social media platforms to filter and suppress content that the Trump admin is willing to argue makes kids "depressed" or "anxious." Videos of ICE murdering people make me pretty depressed and anxious, and I'm a grown ass adult. See where this is going?

hey donald, i fixed your tweet for you. you're welcome!

happy zohran mamdani day to all who celebrate

I really miss the days where this sort of shit got you fired

The Supreme Court, Presidency, Senate and two party system are all quite anti-democratic institutions as presently constructed. Our institutions are not only incapable of preventing tyranny—they’re currently enabling it. When democracy returns, we need to reform our political system.

More of this nationwide please!

this new app icon sucks oh my god

lmao another republican congress member exposed for hypocrisy #USpol #politics

Why can’t we have nice things, too?

Goddamnit, I am sick of this guy ruining Apple by high-fiving fascists. You are a disgrace, Tim. #TimCookMustResign! #Apple

fuck tim cook that’s tge whole post #TimCookMustResign

One of my “progressive” opponents took thousands of dollars from a gas executive. Call me crazy, but so-called “progressives” shouldn’t be taking money from the fossil fuel industry. That’s why I’m not taking any money from fossil fuel executives, and asking my opponents to make the same pledge.

tim cook needs to be fired immediately #FuckTimCook #FDT

I OFFICIALLY CALL BLUESKY USERS TO DO A MUTUAL AID POSTER'S STRIKE. No content except mutual aid. Flood the site with the people Jay would love to forget she is personally killing. And nothing else. #StrikeForMutualAid

btw mastodon got unhinged emojis like discord does

bluesky isn’t decentralized, but the fediverse is. follow me at @jakeyounglol@mstdn.social

I want to leave Gaza with my family. We can't take it anymore.

Here is jamal from Gaza. We literally lost everything. Please support us if u can by reposting or anything, your help can rebuild our lives. chuffed.org/project/1389...

Interesting that you don't feel the same way about the genocide of Palestinians.

you said nothing after minnesota house speaker melissa hortman was assassinated, how hypocritical!

Continuing Charlie's work means actively killing trans people. Gavin Newsom wants to actively kill trans people. Every single Liberal who is telling us to get behind Gavin, can go fuck themselves.

What democracy? We are not a serious country. If we were, we would not be in this position. This is what they fought for, for decades. This is what they told us to accept as the price of 2A. Now it's on them and suddenly we're supposed to feel bad for them? Fuck that. The high road kills us.