🎃 ianthe's inferno🦇🦴

btw re: my pronouns no one English pronoun really accurately feels good/complete/correct on its own so what I would ask is you switch between they/she/xe when talking about me for xe it's like - xe has pink hair - xer hair is pink - yeah I was talking about xem tank u (◠‿◠✿)

in 48 hours I will be at the airport in Madrid making my way to the train to get to Santi :)

“you don’t have to post every thought you have” no shit i worked very hard to hone a poster’s mind capable of thinking postable thoughts and cultivating the habit of posting everything i think. i’m putting in the sweat equity

the whole point of my instax is that it's a lil Polaroid camera

tummy hort :(

what da hell why am I awake at 5am that needs to stop rn!!!!

They should make feet that aren't cold as fuck

Dear Aaron Sorkin, If you want to make a film about another predatory TV host, I can highly recommend Jeremy Kyle. #Primitime

Ethan's Haus of Da Klein

add "between my legs" to a movie title You Can See Everything Between My Legs

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Santi caught a 3 day suspendo for northernlion gifposting :( 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

That’s where the k-cup goes

fairy in the streets, fighting in the skeets

I'm good thank u. I do not want to be followed by Mr Perv.

okay they're gonna get my vyvanse ready for me rn so I don't have to come back tomorrow!!! which means I will have successfully done THREE outside tasks today and will have ZERO outside tasks tomorrow

why is it always so fucking hot in the pharmacy I do not feel good

@santi.codes is so fucking cool and makes such cool stuff and im so proud to be their girlfriend omg and im gonna see them and HOLD THEIR HAND IN THREE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

guys my hoodie is here

OK i went to go vote I went to go pick up my stuff from my sister's house I GUESS I should go to the bank and the pharmacy bc every time I call the pharmacy I'm just on hold forever so I should just go there and be like Hey Man Can I Have My Drugs Or What

I'm gonna be with santi in 3 days omfg it's starting to feel real aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

okay now to go pick up my stuff from my sister's house that I was too drunk to remember to take home with me Saturday lmao slowly but surely making progress I will accomplish the things I need to accomplish before 3am the day I fly

must you

remember that time someone on here tried to dismiss me by saying I probably don't even vote and I showed them my extensive collection of I voted stickers and they said I probably just dug them all out of the trash lmao

correct decision

I pokemon went

okay I ate food. let's try n pokemon go 2 da polls

OK i have safely packed up the magic cards that I'm gonna give to santi so that's another thing off the list I can do it I can do the list it is possible I will not die

I have packed 2 more shirts so that's uh. progress I guess

See, this is how politics used to be, back in the good old days.

i don't give a rat's ass what matt yglesias has to say

my flight is on Wednesday and I still have so much stuff to do to pack and I'm too eepy to do any of it aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I do like that hold assist specifies when they're playing stupid music lol