Jacqui Bird

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

#spoilers

Thank you @petebuttigieg.bsky.social for believing in my vision for Nevada.

De Niro: When that coward, that fucking piece of shit Donald Trump tries to take our voice and power away. What do we tell him? Your fucking hands off our vote

In recent months, congressional candidate and Nevada Sen. Carrie Buck has scrubbed social media posts in which she exalted tariffs and the One Big Beautiful Bill, and compared women who have abortions to Adolf Hitler.

This pretty much captures our insane reality 🏆 No notes.

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My piece on the falling man photograph with the extraordinary Richard Drew. Producer Jay Kernis : youtu.be/DrGp270SSKM?...

Today I'm honoring 9/11 Day by turning remembrance into action. 25 years later,,, we remember those we lost and honor the heroes who stepped up by continuing to do GOOD. If you a NYC school teacher,,, drop yo wish list and imma hook up the first 25. Join me and @911day and #UNITEFORGOOD.

My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”

Just reposting this for no reason.

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

ATTENTION: If you live in Northern Nevada and lost food purchased with SNAP benefits due to the Bug and Stallion fires, please visit your local DSS office or call (775) 684-7200 to get replacement benefits.

You may not be aware that the regime in this country is doing this on an ongoing basis. Consider yourself duly notified. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/12/m...

No, they didn't. They did it after direct outreach from trump. bsky.app/profile/jaco...

Hey @chicagotribune.com Editorial Board: Why did you describe me as a “bomb-throwing influencer”? This is wrong, inflammatory, and racist. Change it. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/07/05/e...

Dear bounty towel company You (( #youhadonejob )) have nothing else to do but make sure your paper towels separate at the perforation. Please let me know when you’re available to chat. I just wanna talk.

I hope you’re lucky enough to taste a tomato right out of the garden this summer. I’m pretty sure those grocery store ‘tomatoes’ are just placeboes. Next week 110° here - I fear my season is over

is there any record of how people described cats purring before the invention of the engine? maybe @catsofyore.bsky.social knows

If you know, you know ...

This is giving big “my girlfriend lives in Canada vibes. “

A gentle giant cruising right by the shoreline. 🌊 It’s hard to comprehend the pure scale of a blue whale until you see it juxtaposed against the rocks like this. Nature at its most majestic. ☺️💙😎🐳

Dear book clubs: Here is a preorder offer just for you! Order a copy of my new book The Fix by June 1 and enter this contest to win signed book plates and a zoom meet & greet with me for your book club. Details here: mailchi.mp/sevenstories/thefix_preorder @7storiespress

This ballroom can save tax payers billions and it's maximum security!

Wednesday, May 20, 2026, Boulder City, NV at 5 pm the planning commission in item 3 Matters will hold a public hearing to provide a recommendation on the addition of approximately 88.5 acres located west of U.S. Highway for data center uses. Come voice YOUR PUBLIC COMMENT!

I love this so much, I wanted to Cher it with you !

I’m trying to convince my institution that’s it’s worthwhile to be on Bluesky, so I volunteered to setup an account and posted at @soest.hawaii.edu. Please do me a favor and follow the account, share and like some posts before my meeting to discuss the account tomorrow. @joshuajfriedman.com

For the record: The Washington Post can go fuck itself. Support pro-democracy media that doesn't have its head stuck up Donald Trump's ass. bit.ly/4qmEiFz

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19): NYT: 5 of 58 WashPost: 1 of 43 WSJ: 0 of 40 AP: 0 of 26 CNN Wire: 0 of 18 NY Post: 0 of 17 Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4 LA Times: 0 of 4 Boston Globe: 0 of 2

This was 15 months ago.

I’m down in the Caribbean, this song about Trump is everywhere. It should be playing everywhere in America! youtu.be/5aw1r-9ttS0?...

Hall of fame FT correction

You want to know all the good Biden did? He was an Amazing President. This piece of crap Child-Rapist Donald Trump doesn't have a good list. He's made a mess and he needs to be Removed.

At breakfast, a man asked his wife "what would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied. "I'd take half and then leave you." I He said. "I won $12 yesterday, here's $6, stay in touch.”

Dear Catholic MAGA voters, welcome to the ‘other’ group. We’ve been expecting you. www.latintimes.com/pentagon-goo...

Someone sent me this.

Radiosynthesis, my dudes www.sciencealert.com/chernobyl-fu...

#MorningVibe Start your day with joyous wisdom from mattxiv (IG). Maybe you’ll learn something. This kid was raised right.

#ProudBlue #Pinks #ResistanceUnited Good morning, friends! I look forward to the day when we have peace and the current administration is in the rearview mirror.

Hello and welcome on the Terry Sanford Federal Building in beautiful downtown Raleigh, NC where I will be live-posting a show cause hearing starting at 4:00 ET

Renfer: this was not a major motion such as summary judgment, it was a routine filing Judge: that makes it all the more outrageous that you resorted to an AI tool and didn't check after it

Same picture.

Hey Iran, 1100 S Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL 33480 Weekends are perfect