Jacob Sinner

Grifters gonna grift smdh Modern video analysis proves conclusively that Lucy Van Pelt's lips NEVER, in fact, "touched dog lips"

Nothing more terrifying than Trump's economy this Halloween. Candy prices are through the roof: Hershey Seasonal Peanut Butter Cups: +23% Hershey Hard Candies: +19% Ferrero Chocolate Pack: +19% Mars Chocolate Variety Pack: +13% Tootsie Variety Pack: +5%

"Not today." 📺: Seahawks Central Thursdays 9:30pm KONG-TV Fridays 7:30pm KING-5

Supergroup

I can say without reservation that this Subaru is swass

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

And just like that, the defending Super Bowl champs have the best guard combo in the league

A reminder, because it is almost that time of year: More children are killed by cars on Halloween than any other day of the year, by far. www.vox.com/future-perfe... If you're a parent, I hope you'll do what you can to keep kids safe. If you're driving on Saturday, PLEASE exercise extra caution.

Hey @dsa.la do your city a favor and tell the NPC to fuck off

Hey @dsa.la do your city a favor and tell the NPC to fuck off

I kinda hope the Rays get something going just because these are two really fun teams and I want the Series to go longer than 4

Lula won in part by banning online gambling

perfect, no notes

Treason is the only crime mentioned in the United States Constitution. It is described like this: “Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.” buff.ly/2FPJRkF

"they just got power, be patient" "they dont have the votes" "focus on the republicans" shut the fuck up.

Add “between my legs” to a movie title Alien Between My Legs (in honor of Saturday night's memorial watch for Tom Skerritt)

THAT'S SEAHAWK FOOTBALL ‼️

RIP to this man. This is a really powerful 62 seconds of video.

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

When the game is on the line, contact the Gary Payton of poultry from this SuperSonics promo #nba

BIG DUBS.

Happy National Tight Ends day to all who celebrate

Consistency is key.

Today was the best day for global democracy in quite a while.

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

No way

It was a good night

Butker's kick went so far right it's running for congress in Idaho

HEY BUTKER MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET IN THE KITCHEN AND GET SOME SQUATS IN

Post your workouts, old men

Patrick's rattled!

The come-hither gesture to the canera as he went down* *I said what I said

This team can win the Superbowl.

B11G T11ME

JSN erotica

Ty Okada!! #Asian

WHITE DB PICK WHITE DB PICK!!!

Thank godz E-man is playing

Well this is eleventy-million kinds of Fucked Up. @latimes.com (who once contracted with me as a freelance reviewer and whom I struggled to get paid by) asserts that *merely reading its website* constitutes a permanent waiver of your right to sue it under *any circumstances*.

Kansas Dem Sen. nominee Adam Hamilton on trans rights: “I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself”

New Yorkers: @socialists.nyc convention is less than a month away and ballots are in your emails! So please, rank me #1 and reach out to friends all across the city to make sure they are voting for the @socialistmajority.com slate. And if you’re not a member, you can join today and vote!

‼️ Status alert: Christian McCaffrey (leg) headed to medical tent Sunday.

Gift link 🎁 www.nytimes.com/2026/10/25/m...

Slashing tires, draining fuel tanks, starting fires, starting arguments, acting stupidly, short-circuiting electric systems, abrading machine parts will waste materials, man power, and time.

Naylz would never* *miss two balls like Anand did

When the bully from the 1980s ski movie wants to fight now, but the best friend tells him to save it for the slopes.

"bluesky is an echo chamber" sounds really good when it's repeated over and over and over and over

let’s make GORP happen