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Everyone knows the only virtuous AI machine was built in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Wether it’s Vivek attacking a sexual assault victim or Acton being assaulted as a 12yo, both sides are at fault. Thank you for having the courage to say this Joe Manchin

🚨 BREAKING! A federal judge has DISMISSED the federal government's lawsuit against Utah seeking to force the state to turn over its unredacted voter rolls. Judge David Barlow dismissed the suit with predjudice.

We birders call it a waddle

The White House morphing into Mar-a-lago like the facelift butchering of MAGA women

They are reverting to Norman Christianity (derogatory)

Alta: Mount Baldy Timelapse #SkiUtah #Skiing #Ski #Utah #Alta

Goddamn they would be fucking launching an endless stream of TALAFREAKO merch out of a tee shirt cannon every day for the next three weeks if I was even within earshot of his campaign manager for ten seconds. What a gift to be given that sick-ass nickname by the worst guy alive.

Bruh the Utah Republican party has always had issues in fundraising especially from the 2010’s forward but these numbers by the Utah Dems are pretty nuts

Is Messick wearing true stirrups? Man I hated those in little league.

Rep. Delia C. Ramirez has introduced a bill that would abolish not just ICE, but the DHS altogether, repealing the 2002 law establishing the agency and replacing it with one focused on protecting civil and human rights.

Right after @jamellebouie.net makes the case that Trump is the most overtly racist president since the 19th century, Vance makes the case for the admin as the most overtly homophobic.

Beers, watches, food. The charts always look the same.

Holy shit.

In 2024, Utah Governor Spencer Cox signed one of the country’s most extreme book-banning laws—a decision that’s now coming back to haunt him as he tries to get people to buy his own book.

The US Democrats need to look at their next Presidency as an endless sprint to obliterate MAGA, every day for years. Until the cancer is gone then there should be no time wasted on MAGA tears or conciliation. Only endless justice and rebuilding the democracy. Govern like every day is the last day.

If your watch doesn’t have tiny hand-folded origami creations on the dial do you even like watches?

Nice start to October!

Well to be fair this is what economically anxious voters in rural Michigan voted for.

Oh my. The aurora borealis, seen in ultraviolet light from space. Our planet, putting on a show ✨

How is MAGA any different than the Taliban who blew up the Buddha of Bamiyan?

Official monthly data is in, and US solar power generation hit a new record high, up 21% compared to this time last year!

LDS church is moving towards an ultra-conservative evangelical-type abortion stance after a more moderate stance for years

Request information about a federal water crossing permit, receive the nuclear football instead.

Claude how do I “wipe my ass?”

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵

there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen

Trump *is* the mainstream GOP

‘Pinkerton’ came out 30 years ago today. 💿 What’s your favorite track?

Now a word from our skipper.

They will both be in the form of triumphal arches.

The only “negotiating” strategy he’s ever employed in any situation is public threats but literally no one is afraid of him or takes him seriously.

Christ, these people are monsters. Just monsters. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

So I’ve started getting into watches. There are really great quality watches for almost any income level. And I’m no engineer but mechanical watches have just fascinating guts to them. It’s a fun distraction as I become firmly entrenched in middle age.

"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!

Suboptimal that the president is a fucking moron.

Don Jr clearly has enough money to pay for his own wedding. But the family motto is to never pay for anything if you can avoid it, especially when there are bribe opportunities on the table.

My man looks like a Teddy Ruxpin doll programmed by the Heritage Foundation

Once again, there's a reason they won't spell out how we'd go extinct. Are we getting Jurassic Park'd because the AI is reinventing dinosaurs? Are they getting access to the nuclear codes and hypnotizing the president into using them? They are referring to bank/infrastructure hacks and exaggerating.