indy

i just really can't wrap my head around how a woman can be straight no offense but have you seen women

Workshopping the look

Goth cat girl costume for Halloween is underway

look at my super amazing new shirt

i can't explain how validating it is to be asked by a child whether i'm a girl or a boy 🙏

sometimes my posts get 0 likes until my wife comes to save the day and then i have 1 like :)

i fw some big ass pants

it's cold

i'm about to have a really long day at work or should i quit my job ?

my beautiful beloved snake ring i've been wearing since i got it from the gem show almost 15 years ago has broken 😢😢💔

Halloween!!

i was trying to figure out what tf they meant by "cis for cookies"

Indigo and I are staying up until 1 billion o’clock tonight

apparently some little elf snuck in and cracked open my mango nectar because my wife said it wasn't her

can someone tell me who cheated on their wife and why it matters

My idea: lezzing out

it's just little indy doing their best :(

stop i'm dead taco bell got our order wrong so we went back to get it fixed and they made it right this time except for the piece of wet paper they put in rubys taco shdhshshs

pictured is "a handful of fire sauce"

me when my mom doesn't answer one of the 8 calls i've made to her today

big fat jiggly ass >>>>>

*not sure how to tell a guy his fit is good* you're really serving cock today man

i went to the future and you've lived a long, happy and fulfilling life

when they said "i'm a little teapot short and stout" i felt that

my grandma sent me snail mail with an ai photo of her and my grandpa

🫏 time!!

on my way to procure veggie burro

the vegan restaurant i've been going to since i was 13 is closing no one talk to me

cute cashier called me babe i think im in love

im a cool hacker character from a movie now

At the end of the day I have a really hot wife doesn’t matter what anyone thinks of me get a hot wife and then we can talk

please help me i'm gay

Lmao this is my wife no one can say anything to me look how hot my wife is fuck you

tried "brow soap" and it's a game changer

took a sip of monster and was transported to eighth grade

is it just me or does this booty pic go crazy 🤔

looked kinda hot last night

Look at what the Left is doing to our Dwarves!!

now that im done finding out i can finally get back to fucking around again

i'm having a hard time sleeping so i'm wondering if i should stay up all night on my phone and feel really really bad tomorrow

i'm humgry

wait i'm disturbed someone step on me like a bug in a bad way

you ever just have a deep, heavy wave of anxiety and terror wash over your body and then u can't breathe and your ears explode kind of is that normal

there was a point in my life that i dreamed of someday having a farm but i quickly learned that i am far too lazy