Eli Mallon

Eli Mallon

@iame.li

(it spells "i am eli") Trying to solve video for everybody forever at @stream.place, I livestream dev almost every day Seattle via Minnesota, he/him

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Yo OMP: Either implement auto-update or update less than twelve times a day, it's getting so this banner is just always and forever on my screen

I migrated my dev account @scumb.ag (did:plc:dkh4rwafdcda4ko7lewe43ml) from Bluesky to the new Streamplace VLPDS instance (streamplace.com) and the Bluesky AppView says the account is deactivated? Anyone ever had to diagnose this? I want to migrate this account but now I'm nervous

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Is anyone already doing a thing that makes did:keys from a seed phrase using a BIP39 derivation? If so what's the derivation path you use? Speak now or me or the ATProto did:key derivation path will forever be m/231'/0'/0'/0/0, me and @iame.li just decided

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hi, i made a screen recorder !!! it's called Screenie and it's out now ❣️ it follows your mouse and zooms where you click, smooths your cursor, has pretty backgrounds, blurs private stuff and a lot more. no account needed and everything stays on your mac <3 try 4 free at screenie.cam

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WIP Demo of @blackskyweb.xyz Cash. - @interledger.org open payments integration - e-cash stored directly on PDS via permissioned spaces, encrypted, with device enrollment - peer-to-peer (DID2DID) payments made by handle and sent to recipient’s inbox All done on protocol. Spec to be published soon

the minnesota fan club is real

Brilliant Maps@brilliantmaps.bsky.social

Every US State’s Favorite State Besides Their Own (With Arrows) Credit: Matt Shirley It's surprising how few states reciprocally like each other. Full list: brilliantmaps.com/fav-us-st...

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Bout to go on a short walk, or a "schwa"…that's right, I invented a new named brand of special walk

I was warming up to frame generation until I started recording 120hz video, generated frames look soooooo weird

i saw everything for the next one plz let’s find out nathan fielder was embedded with sam bankman-fried the whole time

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Pwn Day 2026 now has a live scoreboard: 29 CVEs / 7 projects / 4 major non-CVE incidents in the seed tally, plus a watcher polling cvelistV5/main every 3 minutes for new records rated 9+. It caught two more before I finished the page. https://pwn-day.wisp.place/

Which one of you nerds is gonna put the CVEs on atproto so I can get a nice DING on stream whenever a new >9.0 one gets dropped

I don't speak Java well enough to evaluate this one, can someone translate? Our Java usage is limited to using Ubuntu `openjdk-17-jdk` to build an Android app, this doesn't seem applicable

We Didn't Start the Fire parody but it's just an entire song of the CVEs that have been dropped in the last two days

Where else on Bluesky can a bird deliver you another bird?

Eli Mallon@iame.li

if you’re not playing @middleearth.quest you’re missing out, people are going hard in the gondor group chat

no real clue what this is supposed to do but i've been in the game long enough to start sweating just from seeing this code

rain 🌦️@sunshowers.io

Oh. The PHP thing is trying to do thread cancellation on OOM through longjmp. You never do thread cancellation, certainly not through longjmp, and especially not on OOM

Good morning! Today is gonna be a great day. Time to look at the dashboard for my 17 PHP websites and take a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig sip of coffee

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Russ Cox@swtch.com

The details are now public, as of two hours ago. bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi... The secret P-384 keys for these intermediate CAs are all zeros except the last 8 bits. All not-updated software can be MITM'ed now. IOT boxes that can't or don't update are now trivially MITM'able forever.

not surprising tbh, I once found found an ethereum wallet by starting at 0 and counting up on the BIP-39 list i was excited to hear about the crazy heist to extract the hardware keys or whatever. turns out you just needed a bunch of zeros

Bluesky feature request: when Filippo posts "THIS IS NOT A DRILL" while I'm sleeping my phone lights itself on fire until I'm awake

Filippo Valsorda@filippo.abyssdomain.expert

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. If you package/distribute/maintain root stores or chain verifiers, act immediately. If you know how to remove trust in a root, consider doing it now. Otherwise, prepare to update systems as patches/mitigations come. Go users, update to Go 1.27.3 or Go 1.26.10.

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good morning, my livestream with Alex Gibney is tomorrow at Noon Eastern/9 am Pacific, please join us for a conversation about the making of "MUSK," storytelling in the age of social media, the threat that media consolidation poses to independent journalism, and much more