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Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk theonion.com/trump-s...

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover theonion.com/mitch-mcconn...

ICE Argues Migrants In Camps Are Free To Die At Any Time theonion.com/ice-arg...

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoH...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat theonion.com/jd-vanc...

Chick-Fil-A Raptured theonion.com/chick-f...

WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH

Area Man Forges Ahead In Pursuit Of Numbness With Third Slice Of Pie theonion.com/area-ma...

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Pete Buttigieg responds to Trump:

Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites theonion.com/report-...

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

Pros And Cons Of Ending Birthright Citizenship theonion.com/pros-an...

War Crime! US President supporting ethnic cleansing to pave the way for Trump-Kushner real estate opportunities and oil and gas theft. First they came for Palestine, but I said nothing because I was not Palestinian. Then they came for Greenland, and I said nothing because I was not from Greenland.

Trump’s Defense nominee Pete Hegseth accidentally flipped a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

I will forgive and forget January 6th when I’m dead.

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

We live in a post-shame world.

‘Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.’ — Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. On #MLKDay, we honor his legacy by choosing love over hate, justice over injustice, and hope over fear.

‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

How and why is lobbying legal? $7.6 million is what Zuckerberg spent lobbying congress to ban TikTok. Just, ew

I do feel like we forget that a mere 100 years ago 20% of children in America just fucking died.

Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s theonion.com/jealous...

Rand Paul Floats Elon Musk For House Speaker theonion.com/rand-paul-fl...

A short 30 years later, here we are.

Just a random and totally not self-serving reminder that middle grade and young adult books are often fun reads, and quick reads, and not forbidden to you just because you grew up! If a book where the protagonist is a kid sounds like fun, give it a look! Ain't no shame in it!

Biden Commutes 1,500 Prison Sentences theonion.com/biden-commut...

I just imagine McDonald’s having this emergency folder full of things to whip out when shits not going as great. We got &5 meal deals, McRibs, & snack wraps. They’re scrambling and it shows with their sales dropping. I know they have been saving the snack wrap for a rainy day too, they need this

14 billionaires. Here's the latest 👉 www.meidasplus.com/p/resistance...

@tylerchilders001.bsky.social Thanks for another great year of listening. And it being clearly all I listened to. Nothing grounds me like your music

Since 60k of you have followed, I figured I would reintroduce myself. Aaron Parnas. I’m 25 years old, a lawyer, and a Gen Z Democratic activist. Now’s the time to band together, build community here, and fight back. Repost this, give me a follow, and let’s build community here.

I just wanted to share my happy, spherical chicken The White Witch.