Collard Blues

Miso-glazed tofu is soy-glazed soy. It's the bacon-wrapped hot dog of vegetarians.

No one, including Jamelle, should have to suffer this, but the use of single as a denigration is really frustrating. We're not all bad people. But this is what we're reduced to.

Rashan Gary heard the discourse this week

@ryanhanawwp.bsky.social for the next reading of the Patreon name-level supporters, please have each of you say one part of "Huh? What? Who?" because it'll be entertaining

They're good linemen, Brant.

Someone give me a reason to continue watching this game #badgers

@theunpackpod.bsky.social hitting that Hafley head coach prop real quick

yeah, I’m an alpha male. the next version will be better

I live such a privileged life

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

Me to whoever decided ceiling fan controllers should beep

Girlfriend called my pasta e Fagioli a top 5 soup, I'm doing my part

I get that it's a cost-benefit thing, but Chewy refunding me and just telling me to donate a cat perch to a local shelter is so freaking cool.

I continue to feel separated in every meaningful way from people who think this is okay. I’m not sure being their neighbor or their fellow citizen is an achievable or desirable goal.

Republicans are absolutely evil fucks.

they want to murder kids. these policies will cause children to die. republicans want to hurt your kids

The Iowa GOP advanced a bill making it a misdemeanor for a healthcare provider to administer a Covid vaccine. Even when a person has requested a Covid vaccine.

The 10th circle of hell is being a congested Beagle

As I’ve often said, the difference between Trump and Vance is that Trump would kill your puppy for money and Vance would pay money to kill your puppy. I hate him so much. The smug “we both know I’m lying, aren’t I a clever boy” aura. Every quality I try to suppress in myself in one man. Fuck him.

This is a hell of a video and extremely relevant with Donald Trump, Elon Musk and Republicans slashing life saving jobs. Another round of layoffs at the VA: 1,400 more people.

To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.

this is my favourite type of image

Do not engage this man, it's what he wants. Block and move on.

Trump’s latest executive order (that was no doubt written by psychopath RFK Jr.) goes after antidepressants. As someone whose life was saved by them, you will pry my prozac from my cold dead hands. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

I... do not understand this new construction of masculinity? it's not athletic. it's not stoic. it's not handsome. it's not accomplished. it's never been intellectual. it's just rich white loud dudes on the TV who look like they don't wash their genitals? is that it?

I'm a single issue voter and that single issue is: "do you want to beat the Republican party to death and drink its blood from your boot?"

A historic graphic of corruption. The 11 federal agencies so far targeted for firings or dismantling by Elon Musk have more than 30 ongoing investigations into his companies. (📸 Malika Khurana for NYT)

Fellow NSA - National Security Agency veterans. Look at what’s happened at the National Cryptologic Museum. They covered up with brown paper the photos of Women in American Cryptology. All in response to President Trump’s anti-diversity executive order.

We have a responsibility to treat all animals humanely, but man does that go doubly for dogs. Dogs have been at our side while we’ve struggled to forge civilization. They’ve herded our livestock, protected our families, provided us with companionship. They are truly special.

I am so gd sick of these people already. If something bad happened at my dinky little job and the most I said was "we're keeping an eye on it", I'd get fired!! You're the second in command of the free world! Have a plan! Why don't you care???

Punch Brothers, Thalia Hall in 2016 Japanese Breakfast, Alex Madonna Expo Center in 2021 (Bonus: Dos a Cero the same night) Coldplay at Soldier Field in 2017 (say what you will but they know how to put on a show) Dream Theater, Chicago Theater in 2017

Who gives af why he did it, I don't need an explanation. It was abhorrent regardless of the reason.

Coaching malpractice from LaFleur today #packers

Mrs. McCallister is clearly ACAB by the end of Home Alone 2

I was old enough that it was probably something else, but 9/11 was what stuck with me. I was 11.

Why didn't Joe Pesci just go around the icy stairs in Home Alone?

Two whole skeets in one day, better stop now before I overwhelm my followers.

It's not a salad spinner, it's a lettuce centrifuge

Yes, I know I'm supposed to be working, but have you considered that I don't want to?