Spooky Pumpkin Bread

gork is this true?

I, for one, endorse future Alaska governor @besttrousers.bsky.social's campaign promise to explain mean, median, and mode 1:1 to every single Alaskan. It's an ambitious promise, but I believe that he can do it.

He's running.

This is just what all of Dallas looks like.

This is the supervillain version of releasing 2 pigs into your highschool labelled '1' and '3' as a senior prank.

Just letting you know that there is an existing GTA V mod that lets you connect your indoor bike setup and pedal around Los Santos and it will dynamically alter the resistance to match the terrain. www.gtbikev.com

Having all these Bradleys and Abrams and not letting them kill Russians in plains and forests of Eastern Europe is like having a cattle dog in an NYC apartment. What even is the point? LET THEM BE FREE AND DO WHAT THEY WERE BRED FOR THEY YEARN FOR THE FIELD

Look, I know that nationalism is a helluva drug, but it really is incredible how many people convince themselves "our opponents are ontologically weak and incapable of responding to force with force so it will be easy to bring them to heel" despite the fact that this has worked approximately never.

Nathan For You episode where we meet a struggling lawyer who's depressed and wracked with guilt because she keeps screwing up all her cases and her clients end up in prison. Nathan helps her become the go to attorney for rich rapists.

Unfortunately all the criticism from the opposite quadrant came in the fluffer.

Sex ASS? Pid COCK? This is getting out of hand.

Also worth noting that putting the model in a more "distressed" activation state has historically made it easier to circumvent certain model safeguards.

Gonna absolutely die laughing when Fable 6.5 comes out with the following proof 1) P = NP 2) Proves by demonstrating a polynomial time reduction in time n^(2^1419) 3) Proves but does not demonstrate that optimal reduction from NP complete is n^(173.45)

Sausage catastrophe ahh universe. I hate it here.

LISTEN UP LIBS: I am so viscerally UNPLEASANT that normal people DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME.

Alternative phrasing:

This is why religious statements on about AI like the pope's encyclical have been the most cogent public positions. They have a really clear ontology about this and have spent literally thousands of years thinking about stuff like physicalism vs dualism.

All I can say is "yes, your honor, I believe I can serve on this jury impartially :)"

McNulty blasts to an inspired victory in Montreal, holding off the world’s elite in well-timed solo attack.

World Champion Brandon McNulty

Brandon McNulty won USA's first men's world road race title since 1993 thanks to a collective that set its egos aside, while a leaderless chase group squabbled, Van der Poel's early aggression backfired and Belgium's bid fell apart. We analyse of 6h of pandemonium: www.rouleur.cc/racing/brand...

I KNOW I AM LATE TO THIS BUT BRANDON MCNULTY YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD JORG TEAMMATE OF THE YEAR USA LFG

I'm gonna say something to you that I feel I want to say to a lot of people when talking about LLMs so sorry for singling you out and I hope I don't sound too rude, but do none of you bitches find any of this shit at least a little bit surprising? Everyone be talking like they saw this coming.

While I think it still remains to be seen if language itself is the core of human cognition, I would say it would have been non obvious to me until recently that you could take language itself and use it to reverse engineer the rest of human cognition/capability.

Genuinely wild to see the UK doing Ritalin Generation discourse in the year of our Lord 2026. They're getting hit with the full force of the 90s like smallpox reaching an uncontacted tribe.

Incredibly funny that the only AI generated art that has yet had any cultural impact is the "We Are Charlie Kirk" song. Cannot decide if this says something important about society.

me: *feeding my baby while Celine Dion plays in the background* 🎵Cause I'm your lady!🎵 me (activating like a sleeper agent hearing their trigger phrase): Imagine owning the world's greatest love songs! baby *extremely confused and startled* me: By the greatest voices of our time.

*sovcit voice* the data is merely traveling through the fpga and this is exempt from taxation.

Every time I ride my bike by the gas station by my house and see $7/gal diesel I throw a crisp salute to the green energy transition's strongest soldier: Donald John Trump.

Finally, it's his time

Does anyone think that maybe popboner is not the world's most reliable source?

Yeah people are acting like it's idiotic the idea that weights could be copied, but I can tell you from first hand experience that weight exfiltration is something that model providers spend a non-trivial amount of time worrying about and it is not a problem that is easy to solve.

All the ex risk stuff is just this

Can't believe we're doing "economic anxieties" but for afd voters this time. Incredible stuff.

Favorables polls like this are useless they show you the "don't know"/"haven't heard of them" numbers. Most normal people probably do not know who Rubio or Ossoff are.

For when you've been reading a bit to much AO3 and you just need a bit of a reset, Peacock has got you covered.

AKA "she let me hit cuz I'm goofy"

I know that these babies are absolutely packed with weird shit, but I am really losing it at the idea of a 35 year old being gifted a "coming of age".