HJVT

guy who has mid life crisis instead of a midlife crisis

accidentally opened reddit in another browser where i'm not logged it. truly sickening shit

It's jarring how every classical parsing paper I've read mixes up parsing and evaluation, and semantics of the parser with the semantics of the target language I guess everything is metaeval if all you got is lisp?

Any French people want to protest closure of Arkane Lyon?

*wokely implies that adhd is when you can't concern yourself with knowing anything about your child*

Pumpcon? Is this guy going to be hosting it?

I was always hoping this comic wouldn't come to pass.

Is WASM DOM access completely dead or just perpetually a couple years away? Googling around, there doesn't even seem to be much of first-party communication, just a bunch of HN commenters hypothesizing that there's a dark cabal of javascript lovers set on never letting another lang touch DOM

after all, why shouldn't -1_i32 + 68_u32 be equal to -69_i32?

anyways, here's a picture of a cat

enough white collar work, time for the dog collar work! #swe

it's crazy that this level of control of your social media has to be driven by a court order, *and* it's only given to teenagers

i wonder what text encodings would look like in an alternative reality, on ternary hardware

what the fuck why is everyone actively making their websites worse come on stop with the spa bullshit

p[enis](doom)

I'm hearing it's currently an excellent moment to be increasing the number of markdown alternatives?

guys what if a bunch of adult people mailed suicide notes to dario blaming anthropic for their deaths, do you think his totally deeply held rational beliefs would lead him to shut down the company?

> hey claude download a file > HOLY SHIT

An utterly insane false equivalence Our countries mutually agreeing to integrate vs Isolating the angry neighbor who is already beating someone to pulp at your doorstep

counting down the days till this discord server has a "nazi admin" incident

> Open-source algorithms + the ability to move your account without negative network effects opposes this. Move your account to... where exactly? You can take your data, but if bsky appview bans you, you've lost your network.

I wouldn't know, since I never played his games, but I do know that his twitch handle used to be naysayer88 and the reason i know this factoid is that youtube used to show me clips from his streams where he destroys woke blue haired rust evangelists with lies and incoherent strawmen

tragic, kold posting something you can wholeheartedly get agree with

owie ouch call my tooth an oreo the way they scooped out the filling

When you are interviewing as a senior DNB dev and you hear "we needed jungle I'm afraid"

Well, sometimes it's those who you least expect

I've just quoteposted a ragebait post with a snarky reply, on linkedIn. It is genuinely so over for me

Updated @firefox.com. Worst mistake of my life. Everything is 2x as round and there's probably good 15% more space wasted on various margins. It feels like @mozilla.org legitimately does not give a single shit about how their browser looks on a 1080p laptop screen

it's incredible how in a policy proposal you can just say shit like "Only half of children aged 9-16 across Europe say they feel safe online." without ever citing anything even remotely resembling a source

why is it called "greek life"? have you ever as much as heard stories of frat bros wrestling naked, lathered in olive oil? yeah, me neither

Things absolutely nobody except @anyaustin.bsky.social will notice

americans stop fetishizing brands challenge impossible

I feel like bsky itself is gaslighting me, I keep periodically seeing posts from people I am absolutely sure I've blocked before.

umm actually the current on-the-verge-of-collapse economy isn't as bad as it was during the last actual certified recession isn't the argument you think it is

Some techbros would rather work on an ai solution to guess what a baby's cries mean than to put effort into helping the baby develop language skills

There was a moment in time where I've only ever *heard* his name and thought it was spelled Enron Hubbard

weak BETA prostate needs SOY supplements unlike SUPERIOR sigma prostate which YEARNS for PEGGING

virtually none of the people responding have the "bsky elder" label

7 day album 5x5

i want to kill myself

of course, why wouldn't a movie studio be alowwed to buy out a movie review platform?