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Druid Loving This Cloak Weather https://theonion.com/druid-loving-this-cloak-weather/

It's Monday...again...I have therapy which I am NOT mentally prepared for. Also been coughing my head off for two weeks and sound like I've got a dog toy stuck in my throat.

Mr. El-Sayed do you disavow the Hamburglar and his reign of terror on the citizens of McDonaldland

What's up,

Sure there's an impending Terrormorph apocalypse whatever. I had to take some time do do jackass shit for my birthday. Featuring: @audreyfromearth.gay

I turn 35 tomorrow and I'm making it y'all's problem. Buckle up buttercups.

Hey you. Yeah you! Fuck you you're a beautiful person and I hope you have a good day bitch.

I love Fall. I do not love Fall allergies. It feels like a cactus lives in my skull at the moment.

I made a sky for DOOM using the Gale Crater panorama from Mars that NASA recently released! It felt rather fitting.

#Helldivers2

Bluesky baby I'm sorry it's not you it's me. I'm a lazy bitch who forgets to visit you.

Theydies and Gentlethem I have an announcement to make. This ragweed pollen is killing me. Please sent help.

IYKYK

Happy day Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum beat a bunch of aliens!

me wen i use my brain haha

Greg Bovino and his rabid dogs are about to learn the intricacies of the Castle Doctrine.

stop scrolling and look at this :

Meanwhile deep inside the shittiest person on the planet.

#FuckICE and all but look at how big the boy is getting. He's almost big enough to start potty training.

Spooky season is upon us! Here is a cheap decoration idea!

let the gourd times roll

Post a random star trek image

Undiagnosed but RFK Jr. is looking at me funny.

Months of silence and suddenly I'm shit posting Helldivers stuff. ADHD baby wooooooooo

Live, Laugh, Hive Lord Attack. #Helldivers2

There's no way this airburst could go wrong. Smile. #Helldivers2 #Airburst

I've got the funniest mod idea for #Helldivers2

New Factory Strider variant seen in #Helldivers2!!!

Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”

was miku the passenger rudy had in the car?

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life theonion.com/man-getting-...

I just want you to know it's going to be okay.

Man Metallica used to be cool back in the 90s. I blame Lars for this.

reason #3 that you should play GW2: the Magical weapon set has a pansexual flag trail

let this image radicalize you