Unusual Suspect 💙🩵🐬🤏🥓🍪🏈🇺🇸

I'm wondering if somewhere in the Tombs of Mar-A-Lago next to piles of classified documents there is an idiot savant MAGAT who has the ability to read diaper stains like tea leaves. Who's next..We must annex..Sri Lanka according to the sacred skidmarks.

OMG, this isn’t AI. something broke her!!!

JD Vance: "Today, the Dept of Agriculture is announcing millions of dollars in new grants toward 10 meatpacking facilities right here in the state of Kansas"

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Trump is smearing Ilhan Omar in speeches all over the country now because he is an Islamophobic bigot and he thinks that’s a winning message for Republicans

next thing you know Donald Trump is going to say he invented gaydar

Trump is now claiming that Jon Husted is one of the greatest football players ever

See, incumbent has a b in it and many people don’t know that.

CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?! 🤚

🚨 TRUMP’S POLL NUMBERS ARE IN FREE FALL. He’s now polling at just 37–39% approval nationally, while roughly 60% of Americans disapprove. Nate Silver’s average has Trump at a brutal NET –24.3 — his worst rating of this presidency. This isn’t a dip. It’s a political collapse.

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Trump: "Collins could call me anytime he wants. 'You gotta help the farmers!' ... there's a big difference between that and Pee Wee Herman calling. 'Tell him I'm not in!' 'But he needs money for Georgia.' 'I don't give a damn what he wants!' Probably I shouldn't say that."

“People are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. Were making a frickin’ fortune.”

Good news, guys. It’s only us getting poorer. Exxon is doing great.

PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIVE IN FOX NEW CINEMATIC UNIVERSE: wat

I knew Amy Acton’s birth creature and pedo enthusiast looked familiar.

"Jon Ossoff has tiny arms." --Donald Trump

“Denmark gave us Greenland”?

OBAMA: That just feels a little bit different… where people are so sick and tired of being sick and tired. After 2 years of chaos. and cruelty. and corruption. and incompetence—you get a chance to say enough's enough.

OBAMA: The big trade war he's starting now is with that well-known evil empire: Canada. These are the people who gave us maple syrup and Martin Short.

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

Kindness is Never Weakness, Well Done Scotty😊

Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"

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Someone hasn’t read “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich”

Elon is losing his mind. 🍿

Republicans should ditch the elephant and just use a silhouette of a man chasing a little girl as their party symbol.

This has been one of the strangest weeks yet for Trump's health. At rally after rally, he blurted out random noises and seemed visibly confused. Now, he just posted this cryptic message:

Trump: "Angie Nixon was the lead sponsor of a bill to let schools turn children, all of them, transgender without parental consent"

The NY Post is calling this art installation in Tehran, featuring a performer dressed as Trump in a mock jail cell, “sickening.” Surely they jest.

MELANIA: "You give me jewelries." UKRAINE: "No." MELANIA: "OK, you give me MORE jewelries." UKRAINE: "No." MELANIA: "OK, we have deal. Call press."

The cost to be a decent person is $0 Original post

Q: Do you think it's right for the richest man in the world to have so much power over what goes on in a war because Russia and Ukraine? TRUMP: Well, I don't think he does. First of all, he's a very good person. He's not gonna do anything wrong. Elon will never do anything wrong.

I don’t even know what ketamine does but I’m guessing it looks a lot likes this.

Agree!!!