Howard Butcher

Howard Butcher

@greentrees.bsky.social

I like things that work. I do not like things that do not work.

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BREAKING: the most influential evangelists in the nation are called to the White House to perform an exorcism on President Trump to attempt to rid him of the "evil homosexual spirits that have taken control of him" and his "public lusting of other men's shapely buttocks". #DonaldTrump #JonHusted

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After publicly coming out as a homosexual at his last three rallies, President Trump incorporates new mandatory White House dress code for all male staffers. #DonaldTrump #JohnHusted

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If you've seen the giant golden naked Trump statue that was just unveiled this morning inside the European Parliament building in Strasbourg, France - well, I fixed it, by by making it just a tad more realistic. #DonaldTrump

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Republican Senator Eric Schmitt has his eyes pecked out after mistaking a wild hawk for an Iowa Hawkeye women's basketball player, and trying to pet it. #EricSchmitt

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Eric Schmitt: Mr Smith, wasn't it true, that because of your gross incompetence, the entire Robinson family was lost in space permanently? Jack Smith: No sir, that was Dr. Smith. #EricSchmitt

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While I'm enjoying the humiliation justifiably being heaped on Senator Eric Schmitt, I don't don't think enough mockery is being directed at his accomplice, Senator Kennedy, the Cornpone Clown, with this stupidly victorious expression as he smugly holds up the ridiculous "evidence."

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Chinese President Xi Jinping presents Donald Trump with a blonde baby girl as a diplomatic gift, after arriving in Washington for their summit. #DonaldTrump #parody

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. ⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ πŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏ I’ve been posting this exact sentiment for months Alerting you all to the danger of repeating past behaviours The Dems will need to be Mamdanian in their actions Or, you might get President Eric (the dumbest one) Trump .