Grant Faulkner

I think this is gonna be a great race. That’s my prediction. #F1 #USGP

apple.news/A5YhlXzz5Tr2... RIP to the genius inventor of the Jump to Conclusions mat

A moment of silence 😆😆

Irkutsk situation is genuinely very worrisome. We’ve known forever that the Russians and others are creating biological weapons. The biggest concern voiced by researchers has always been about accidental release rather than deliberate use. The scale of the response tells a scary story.

I completely forgot about Bluesky for a while. Sorry

I hope after this World Cup they give Luka Modrić a sock so he can finally be free

Why does all the winning feel like scoring one own goal after another

Another day hard at work at the FBI. I managed to get an 8.9 in a near-major publication for a slightly twee indie game and I changed the outfit of a female character in a AAA shooter. I still don’t quite see the vision behind what we’re doing but I’m sure it’s important

If a cease-fire can be tested, it’s not a cease-fire

Really, Alexa?

There you go boys! Detroit basketball!!!

Absolute hustle from Ausar Thompson.

Finally, Cade’s getting a little help.

I’ve posted it before, but it feels evergreen The two hardest problems in Computer Science are 1. Human communication 2. Getting people in tech to believe that human communication is important

The man literally made my childhood. Sid Krofft, 96, a Creator of Trippy Kids’ Shows Like ‘H.R. Pufnstuf,’ Dies www.nytimes.com/2026/04/13/a...

My 87 year old dad is waging a relentless battle to get me to watch “One Piece” on Netflix. Adorable and a little unsettling.

Ooh I need to go to this apple.news/AuHHkagzLQCe...

You craven pieces of garbage Trump Removes Sanctions on Russia to Help Oil Flow Amid Iran Conflict www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/u...

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

One day there will be a line to piss on his grave and it’s going to look like Hands Across America

Scrolling my Apple News feed and all the stories popping up from TIME Magazine are years old. Weird.

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

Kudos to F1 and the FIA for utterly destroying the excitement of qualifying. I do not stay up until 1:30am to watch drivers slowing down in the straights. I want to see drivers pushing themselves and their cars to the edge, not the dull-ass energy management exercise I watched last night. So lame.

The security of the American homeland - including counterterrorism, border defense, and immigration enforcement - now rest in the well-callused hands of a plumber from Oklahoma nicknamed “Mullet” with an associate’s degree in construction technology and a nearly $350 billion budget.

All of Martin Brundle is pink #F1

Is there no one among you brave enough to meet this challenge? apple.news/A92harrgTSUi...

I still can’t believe the Pistons won that game last night.

It wasn’t supposed to go like this.

The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

Security seems tighter than probably necessary for F1 preseason testing

I am a Michigander. My friend is an Ohioan. TIL people from Maine are called… Maine people.

I almost managed to convince wife this morning that biathlon involves a ski race where you stop periodically to shoot at slower competitors

I don’t know for sure, but my first thoughts are maybe deliberately engineering societal collapse in order to generate business opportunities to make untold sums of money is a bad thing. Just one man’s opinion.

Judge denies Trump’s bid to end protected status for nearly 350,000 Haitians? Hot damn some good news for a change.

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

I will happily donate money to the Democrats again if they promise to use it for anything EXCEPT advertising in competitive races

Before we all, as Americans, collectively lay our heads down to sleep tonight, I just wanna take a quick moment to remind you that if Kamala Harris had been elected none of this would’ve fucking happened.

No more snow. Please.

Scrambling to get to the airport and my Uber driver calls (from my driveway) to tell me he’s canceling the ride because his Tesla doesn’t have enough juice.

Damn that was fast.

Hearing reports here and there that ICE was spotted over the weekend at Somerset and Oakland Malls. Can anyone corroborate? #DetroitSky

The next time you enjoy a visit to the U.S. Virgin Islands, take a moment to thank Denmark, who sold us the territory in 1917 in exchange for American recognition of Danish sovereignty over Greenland.

Okay now that’s ugly as shit

The new Red Bull livery is gorgeous. WOW.

I didn’t know anything could top watching Patrick Roy get pummeled 6-0 by the Red Wings in the last game of his career but this comes close

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